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JWL



Member Since: 26 Oct 2011
Location: Hereford
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England 2002 Defender 110 Td5 SW Coniston Green

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Laurie



Member Since: 22 Feb 2008
Location: Sussex, England
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England 2005 Defender 90 Td5 XS CSW Bonatti Grey

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steventheplumber



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Location: Lincolnshire
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England 1987 Defender 90 200 Tdi HT Keswick Green
Only in America!
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Laurie



Member Since: 22 Feb 2008
Location: Sussex, England
Posts: 2897

England 2005 Defender 90 Td5 XS CSW Bonatti Grey
How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two
.......but the real question is how do you get the rabbits into a light bulb? 
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shaggydog



Member Since: 12 Aug 2012
Location: Kent
Posts: 3347

United Kingdom 1991 Defender 110 200 Tdi USW Arles Blue
I believe a lot of conflict in the wild west could have been avoided if cowboy architects had just made the town big enough for everybody. Running Restoration Thread http://www.defender2.net/forum/post323197.html#323197

Self confessed mileage hunter Very Happy
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nitram17



Member Since: 08 Jun 2014
Location: newcastle
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sounds best in the jaw...dee accent...

lorry carrying terrapins has overturned on the Tyne bridge ..police are reporting its "Turrtell chaos"
Post #535358 28th May 2016 10:39am
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Laurie



Member Since: 22 Feb 2008
Location: Sussex, England
Posts: 2897

England 2005 Defender 90 Td5 XS CSW Bonatti Grey
PLEASE HELP - Isle of Man TT.....

Hi Everyone, a very good friend of mine has bought tickets to fly to the Isle of Man to watch the senior race on Friday the 10th of June. The problem is, that he completely forgot that Friday is in fact, his wedding day.
This is because he bought the tickets months ago, before agreeing to the wedding date. Now, he's asked me to post on his behalf, to see if anyone out there, is interested in getting married ? 
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Projectblue



Member Since: 22 Nov 2011
Location: Devon
Posts: 1096

England 
Bilbo awoke to find a Tesco Metro had been built next to his cosy little hole in the Shire. It was an unexpected item in the Baggins area. New project and it's green: www.projectoverland.info
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Barney12



Member Since: 09 Jun 2015
Location: South West
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United Kingdom 2014 Defender 90 Puma 2.2 XS CSW Corris Grey
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spudfan



Member Since: 10 Sep 2007
Location: Co Donegal
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Ireland 
Laughing Thumbs Up 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
Post #538181 7th Jun 2016 12:21pm
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Riccarton



Member Since: 10 Aug 2015
Location: Gods' Own Country
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Scotland 2012 Defender 90 Puma 2.2 HT Zambezi Silver
That certainly defines your vintage Whistle
Thumbs Up Thumbs Up Laughing
Post #538263 7th Jun 2016 5:49pm
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Barney12



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United Kingdom 2014 Defender 90 Puma 2.2 XS CSW Corris Grey
Erm yep. Mr. Green
Post #538353 7th Jun 2016 9:25pm
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VeeTee



Member Since: 06 Mar 2011
Location: Somewhere
Posts: 1512

Netherlands 
Be carefull what you wish...


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 Cheers, Vincent
1959 Polynorm 1/4 Ton Trailer, Olive Drab Green (sold)
1970 M416 Military Trailer (Camping Trailer Conversion), Epsom Green (sold)
1975 Series III 88 V6, Light Green (sadly sold)
1996 Defender 110 CSW 300 Tdi, Epsom Green (sold)
2000 Freelander 1 TD4 3-drs, Silver (sold)
2006 Freelander 1 TD4 5-drs Facelift Automatic, Tonga Green (sold)

MySite
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gilarion



Member Since: 05 Dec 2013
Location: Wales
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Wales 2007 Defender 90 Other CSW Trident Green
Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

Lots of double entendre ooh er missus! Relies to this one!

will have plenty of men inside her!

will now give a good hard ride

Not to mention greased nipples

Or a big end service etc.


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 For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at..

http://www.youtube.com/user/conwy1
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VeeTee



Member Since: 06 Mar 2011
Location: Somewhere
Posts: 1512

Netherlands 
Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Cheers, Vincent
1959 Polynorm 1/4 Ton Trailer, Olive Drab Green (sold)
1970 M416 Military Trailer (Camping Trailer Conversion), Epsom Green (sold)
1975 Series III 88 V6, Light Green (sadly sold)
1996 Defender 110 CSW 300 Tdi, Epsom Green (sold)
2000 Freelander 1 TD4 3-drs, Silver (sold)
2006 Freelander 1 TD4 5-drs Facelift Automatic, Tonga Green (sold)

MySite
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