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Muddybigdog



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A contact of mine has 2 tickets for the England v Spain Euro Final on Sunday!

He paid £360 each, including flights but he didn't realise when he bought them months ago that it was going to be the same day as his wedding. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

If you're interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.


It's at Poole Registry Office, at 3pm.

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spudfan



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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
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Ianb



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HAHAHA Good one. I forgot what thread this was for a moment and was thinking if I knew anyone who would want to watch the football Laughing The Yeti - 110 Camper https://www.defender2.net/forum/topic90308.html
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Procta



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spudfan



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Seems the appropriate place for this...

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2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
Post #1043550 22nd Aug 2024 1:30pm
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spudfan



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A bloke buys some luminous condoms. That night his neighbour turns to his wife and says "That neighbour of ours keeps opening and closing the fridge door." 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
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custom90



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Well that’s illuminating Idea

Laughing ⭐️⭐️God Bless the USA 🇬🇧🇺🇸 ⭐️⭐️
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spudfan



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Handy if there is a power cut..... 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
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2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
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custom90



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I think they’d be in shock. Rolling with laughter ⭐️⭐️God Bless the USA 🇬🇧🇺🇸 ⭐️⭐️
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spudfan



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spudfan wrote:
Handy if there is a power cut.....

Forgot to add,"Indoor use only". Whistle 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
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LR Nuts



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.... what 'her in doors' ?
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LR Nuts



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double post Sad
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TexasRover



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This is actually a real story..

I work for a big international company and a few months back I find an email from the IT team stating that they looked at my browsing history (?) and found something disturbing and I should contact them on this telephone number etc. I am not stupid (I maintain a private PC) so just I ignored it - like I do with most corporate emails.

Found out later from a colleague that on the ship he is working they rounded up the crew and one by one the guys started confessing to all sorts of online seediness... only for management to find that it was a FISHING training exercise by the IT department... Oops.

Sometimes the training exercises are just a bit too realistic for comfort.
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ruben



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