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| nitram17 Member Since: 08 Jun 2014 Location: newcastle Posts: 2261  |
/\ /\ /\c90 thats nearly as bad as ...to err is Human!...to arr is Pirate!
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25th Mar 2016 11:59am |
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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4722 
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The A.I. man called at the farm. The farmer's wife shouts over the hedge "The cow is in the shed and there's a nail on the back of the door for your trousers." 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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4th Apr 2016 4:21pm |
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| ARC99 Member Since: 19 Feb 2013 Location: North Yorkshire Posts: 1831  
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Can you fill in the missing.
1 3 5 2 4 ? If you know the answer don't spoilt it for others. I will give the answer at 21.00hrs Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to  us off.
Richard Last edited by ARC99 on 5th Apr 2016 5:11pm. Edited 1 time in total |
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5th Apr 2016 3:51pm |
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| gilarion Member Since: 05 Dec 2013 Location: Wales Posts: 5111  
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is it 22? For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at..
http://www.youtube.com/user/conwy1 |
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5th Apr 2016 4:03pm |
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| wyvern Member Since: 13 Dec 2009 Location: Cornwall Posts: 2117 
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Ahhhhhh!  Poppy - TDCI (Puma) 110XS 2.2 - Camper conversion - see the build here - https://www.defender2.net/forum/topic56530.html
Elgar -TDCI(Puma) 110XS Dormobile - now sold Devon & Cornwall 4x4 Response - DC126  |
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5th Apr 2016 5:07pm |
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| ARC99 Member Since: 19 Feb 2013 Location: North Yorkshire Posts: 1831
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No Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to us off.
Richard |
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5th Apr 2016 5:09pm |
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| gilarion Member Since: 05 Dec 2013 Location: Wales Posts: 5111
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That is not fair because it’s different on my two modern and old
 For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at..
http://www.youtube.com/user/conwy1 |
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5th Apr 2016 5:35pm |
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| Eduardo Member Since: 28 Aug 2008 Location: Región Metropolitana Posts: 2110  
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Doesnt work in Pumas
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MY 2007 110 SW PUMA 2.4: Big Fog of 64' MY 1994 Jayco 1207 Folding camper: "El Tremendo" Click image to enlarge |
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5th Apr 2016 6:06pm |
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| ARC99 Member Since: 19 Feb 2013 Location: North Yorkshire Posts: 1831
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Well only one wrong answer ,sorry Gilarion. So most must have got it right with a little help from Wyvern me thinks.
There are two possible answers depending on how you look at it. ? = 6 or ?= R Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to us off.
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5th Apr 2016 8:02pm |
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| gilarion Member Since: 05 Dec 2013 Location: Wales Posts: 5111
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Well only one wrong answer, sorry Gilarion.
I am never wrong.  
If you apply the semi equation of either the first square root of the combined total of the multiplied addition of the total and then remove the remainder you will see that I am right. Easy, Rachel Riley would have got that in ten seconds. (Δx1=2=3=4=5) = π/((100 (-b±√(b^6-12345ac))-=/2a) 2) = 22  For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at..
http://www.youtube.com/user/conwy1 |
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6th Apr 2016 11:31am |
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| Laurie Member Since: 22 Feb 2008 Location: Sussex, England Posts: 2897  
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An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft.
A moment later the tower land line rang and was answered by one of the employees. The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a cellular phone and yelled "Mayday, mayday. The pilot had an instant and fatal heart attack. I grabbed his cell phone out of his pocket and he had told me before we took off he had the tower on his speed dial memory. I am flying upside down at 8,000 feet and travelling at 180 mph. Mayday, mayday!" The employee in the tower had put him on speaker phone immediately. "Calm down, we acknowledge you and we?ll guide you down after a few questions. The first thing is not to panic, remain calm!" He began his series of questions: Tower : "How do you know you are travelling at 8,000 feet?" Aircraft: "I can see that it reads 8,000 feet on the Altimeter dial in front of me." Tower: "Okay, that?s good, remain calm. How do you know you?re travelling at 180 mph?" Aircraft: "I can see that it reads 180 mph on the Airspeed dial in front of me." Tower: "Okay, this is great so far, but it?s heavily overcast, so how do you know you're flying upside down?" Aircraft : "There's something brown running out of my shirt collar." |
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6th Apr 2016 10:00pm |
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| Laurie Member Since: 22 Feb 2008 Location: Sussex, England Posts: 2897
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9th Apr 2016 11:16pm |
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| Laurie Member Since: 22 Feb 2008 Location: Sussex, England Posts: 2897
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10th Apr 2016 11:33am |
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| Venomator Member Since: 25 Aug 2014 Location: Peterborough Posts: 2087
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Twas ever thus...
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