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Doublecabdefender Member Since: 17 Jan 2008 Location: Norwich, Norfolk Posts: 61 |
Superb! 2012 Defender 110 DCPU XS 2.2 Puma Orkney Grey
''I can resist everything except temptation. '' |
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9th Dec 2011 8:51am |
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Ed2 Member Since: 11 Oct 2010 Location: North Essex Posts: 79 |
very good.
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9th Dec 2011 9:30am |
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GREENI Member Since: 22 Aug 2010 Location: staffs Posts: 10378 |
2 Snowmen...one said to the other; "Can you smell carrots?" |
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9th Dec 2011 9:59am |
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party monkey Member Since: 31 Dec 2010 Location: Oxon. Posts: 1311 |
Nice
I was watching Match of the Day last Saturday when the missus walks in and says 'fancy a sh4g?' 'I'm watching the football love' 'You do know that you can record it', she says. 'Cool, you grab the camcorder and I'll join you when the footy's finished' Jon - 110 td5 [sold]. Currently Defenderless. |
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9th Dec 2011 10:31am |
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JWL Member Since: 26 Oct 2011 Location: Hereford Posts: 3443 |
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9th Dec 2011 10:50am |
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rossy Member Since: 29 Nov 2010 Location: Co. Roscommon Posts: 1296 |
no joke of the day but I saw this on a bumper sticker and thought it was amusing:
'I'm no gynacologist but I'll have a look' |
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9th Dec 2011 4:24pm |
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noworries4x4 Member Since: 24 Dec 2010 Location: Newton Abbot Devon Posts: 1195 |
Talking of bumper stickers, i was going up the M1 last week and saw this finger written on the back of a dirty poo tanker " No stools are left in this vehicle overnight"
If everything is under control you are not going fast enough. Every Day 16 MY Discovery 4 Commercial Workshop and Escort Vehicle Weekends 07MY L322 TDV8 Vogue SE Series 1 80" 3ltr 6cyl with overdrive No Worries 4X4 |
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11th Dec 2011 9:29am |
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richuk Member Since: 13 Nov 2011 Location: Dorset Posts: 201 |
Rich semper in excretia sumus solim profundum variat |
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11th Dec 2011 4:35pm |
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warren Member Since: 14 Oct 2009 Location: East Lancs. Posts: 903 |
I amused myself earlier... Was at the Trafford Centre this evening, came back to the car and it was iced up. Got in, started it up and turned the heater on, etc. As I have no de-icer spray (paranoid about getting it on the paintwork... Always been like that!) and no ice scraper I used my iPhone. It has a rubber bumper on, so wasn't using the phone itself... Anyway, got back in the car and said to Jess, 'new invention, iScraper'
I'll get mi coat |
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17th Dec 2011 12:29am |
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GREENI Member Since: 22 Aug 2010 Location: staffs Posts: 10378 |
Just don't buy your missus an iRon for Xmas !
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17th Dec 2011 8:47am |
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Defender SVX Member Since: 29 Jan 2009 Location: Co Durham Posts: 728 |
There's an app for that Formerly mao99999 16 Focus RS Nitrous Blue. 11 FFRR TDV8 Vouge SE Black Black. 08 DEFENDER SVX SOFT TOP (SUPERB) 08 DEFENDER 110 DCPU Stornoway grey (Overland Exploration Unit) 05 Fiesta ST 150 Van 04 Jaguar XKR 4.2 Supercharged V8 02 DEFENDER 90 TD5 (next years soft top project) 95 DEFENDER 110 CSW 300 TDi Phoenix black 95 DEFENDER 90 HT Monti Carlo blue COUNTY 300 TDi 67 109" SERIES 2a TUNED 200 TDI 64 DAVID BROWN 990 rat look 55 86" SERIES 1 |
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17th Dec 2011 10:27am |
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JSG Member Since: 12 Jul 2007 Location: Berkshire Posts: 2412 |
I did similar at home once - didn't have an iPhone with me so I used the Sky+ box from the lounge ... New invention - 'Skyscraper' John http://www.hampshire4x4response.co.uk 2011 Tdci 110 CSW XS |
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18th Dec 2011 9:49am |
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mattlab Member Since: 16 May 2011 Location: suffolk Posts: 143 |
I was in Tescos earlier with the wife when suddenly she said
do you know what ? your a right lazy c*nt ! Well, i thought i`m not having this, so i got out of the trolley and walked off !!!!!! LIFE`S TOO SHORT TO DRIVE A BORING VEHICLE |
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18th Dec 2011 4:38pm |
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rossy Member Since: 29 Nov 2010 Location: Co. Roscommon Posts: 1296 |
bloody hell mattlab that made me laugh. On that happy note its time for beddy byes. Night night all ! |
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19th Dec 2011 12:27am |
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