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bpman



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Joke of the day ... (beat this)
IN A VACUUM

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night... It was her turn.

She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was,

'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?'

She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?'

... good weekend all Thumbs Up
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Doublecabdefender



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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Superb! 2012 Defender 110 DCPU XS 2.2 Puma Orkney Grey

''I can resist everything except temptation. ''
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Rolling with laughter very good.
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GREENI



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Rolling with laughter

2 Snowmen...one said to the other;
"Can you smell carrots?"
Post #105740 9th Dec 2011 9:59am
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party monkey



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Nice Smile

I was watching Match of the Day last Saturday when the missus walks in and says 'fancy a sh4g?'

'I'm watching the football love'

'You do know that you can record it', she says.

'Cool, you grab the camcorder and I'll join you when the footy's finished' Jon - 110 td5 [sold]. Currently Defenderless.
Post #105754 9th Dec 2011 10:31am
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JWL



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Rolling with laughter
Post #105763 9th Dec 2011 10:50am
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rossy



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no joke of the day but I saw this on a bumper sticker and thought it was amusing:

'I'm no gynacologist but I'll have a look'
Post #105812 9th Dec 2011 4:24pm
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noworries4x4



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Talking of bumper stickers, i was going up the M1 last week and saw this finger written on the back of a dirty poo tanker " No stools are left in this vehicle overnight"
Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter If everything is under control you are not going fast enough.

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richuk



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noworries4x4 wrote:
Talking of bumper stickers, i was going up the M1 last week and saw this finger written on the back of a dirty poo tanker " No stools are left in this vehicle overnight"
Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

Rolling with laughter Thumbs Up Rich

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warren



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I amused myself earlier... Was at the Trafford Centre this evening, came back to the car and it was iced up. Got in, started it up and turned the heater on, etc. As I have no de-icer spray (paranoid about getting it on the paintwork... Always been like that!) and no ice scraper I used my iPhone. It has a rubber bumper on, so wasn't using the phone itself... Anyway, got back in the car and said to Jess, 'new invention, iScraper'

Rolling with laughter Whistle Big Cry

I'll get mi coat
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GREENI



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Just don't buy your missus an iRon for Xmas !
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warren wrote:
I amused myself earlier... Was at the Trafford Centre this evening, came back to the car and it was iced up. Got in, started it up and turned the heater on, etc. As I have no de-icer spray (paranoid about getting it on the paintwork... Always been like that!) and no ice scraper I used my iPhone. It has a rubber bumper on, so wasn't using the phone itself... Anyway, got back in the car and said to Jess, 'new invention, iScraper'

Rolling with laughter Whistle Big Cry

I'll get mi coat


There's an app for that

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JSG



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warren wrote:
I amused myself earlier... Was at the Trafford Centre this evening, came back to the car and it was iced up. Got in, started it up and turned the heater on, etc. As I have no de-icer spray (paranoid about getting it on the paintwork... Always been like that!) and no ice scraper I used my iPhone. It has a rubber bumper on, so wasn't using the phone itself... Anyway, got back in the car and said to Jess, 'new invention, iScraper'

Rolling with laughter Whistle Big Cry

I'll get mi coat


I did similar at home once - didn't have an iPhone with me so I used the Sky+ box from the lounge ...

New invention - 'Skyscraper' Thumbs Up John

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mattlab



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I was in Tescos earlier with the wife when suddenly she said
do you know what ? your a right lazy c*nt !
Well, i thought i`m not having this,
so i got out of the trolley and walked off !!!!!! LIFE`S TOO SHORT TO DRIVE A BORING VEHICLE
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bloody hell mattlab that made me laugh. On that happy note its time for beddy byes. Night night all !
Post #108324 19th Dec 2011 12:27am
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