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custom90



Member Since: 21 Jan 2010
Location: South West, England.
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I let out a Vitara pull out yesterday in front of me, it had a wonky rear wheel out of alignment.....

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter



(True story)
Post #357397 12th Sep 2014 9:55am
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Lou Sparts



Member Since: 15 Apr 2012
Location: Kent
Posts: 1501

United Kingdom 2005 Defender 90 Td5 XS CSW Zambezi Silver
A Greater Manchester transvestite walked in to a bar, he had a wig n a dress ! 2005 Td5 90 XS

Steve
Post #357546 12th Sep 2014 8:56pm
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g-mack



Member Since: 07 Jan 2014
Location: northumberland
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United Kingdom 
someone actually complimented me on my driving today!!!!
they left a little note on the window which said "Parking Fine"
which was nice!! My 109 thread

my youtube channel
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jomara



Member Since: 26 Oct 2009
Location: Lanarkshire
Posts: 1790

Scotland 2014 Defender 110 Puma 2.2 XS CSW Santorini Black
 2014 110 2.2TDCi XS Station wagon
1971 Bowler Tomcat 88 4.2 V8 Auto
2022 110 D250 XS Edition - Gone
2024 110 D250 X-Dynamic HSE
Post #357567 13th Sep 2014 5:57am
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Laurie



Member Since: 22 Feb 2008
Location: Sussex, England
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England 2005 Defender 90 Td5 XS CSW Bonatti Grey


 
Post #359616 23rd Sep 2014 1:38am
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Iggle piggle



Member Since: 10 Sep 2014
Location: Wales
Posts: 378

United Kingdom 1989 Defender 90 V8 Petrol ST Alpine White
Sorry if its been posted before!


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Post #359691 23rd Sep 2014 11:35am
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alwoodley72



Member Since: 14 Mar 2010
Location: salisbury, wilts
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England 2008 Defender 130 Puma 2.4 HCPU Alaska White
Alex Salmond visited the Queen just before the referendum, he was quizzing her on what he should call the nation of Scotland when he won..
"How about calling it an Empire" he suggested,
"Oh no", replied the Queen, " as this will make you an Emperor, and we can't have that"..
Salmond thought for a mo, then quipped" How about a Kingdom?.."
Without hesitation the Queen shook her head, " no dear, for that would make you a King..", then, after a moments thought, she looked him up and down and said "I think you should stick with Country..."...
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bpman



Member Since: 21 May 2008
Location: Oslo
Posts: 8069

2008 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 SVX Station Wagon Santorini Black
What's the difference between the Summer and winter in Wales?




....... The temperature of the rain Rolling with laughter
Post #365079 16th Oct 2014 8:55pm
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Laurie



Member Since: 22 Feb 2008
Location: Sussex, England
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England 2005 Defender 90 Td5 XS CSW Bonatti Grey
Purely medicinal......


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ZeDefender



Member Since: 15 Sep 2011
Location: Munich
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Germany 2011 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 SW Baltic Blue
Aaargh - I keep trying to turn the iPad on its side and it just rotates the page Banging Head Big Cry Tell someone you love them today because life is short.
But shout it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing...
Post #367232 26th Oct 2014 1:30pm
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VeeTee



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Netherlands 
^^^ use Rotation Lock... Wink Cheers, Vincent
1959 Polynorm 1/4 Ton Trailer, Olive Drab Green (sold)
1970 M416 Military Trailer (Camping Trailer Conversion), Epsom Green (sold)
1975 Series III 88 V6, Light Green (sadly sold)
1996 Defender 110 CSW 300 Tdi, Epsom Green (sold)
2000 Freelander 1 TD4 3-drs, Silver (sold)
2006 Freelander 1 TD4 5-drs Facelift Automatic, Tonga Green (sold)

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Post #367233 26th Oct 2014 1:33pm
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ZeDefender



Member Since: 15 Sep 2011
Location: Munich
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Germany 2011 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 SW Baltic Blue
Bow down Tell someone you love them today because life is short.
But shout it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing...
Post #367247 26th Oct 2014 2:46pm
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Venomator



Member Since: 25 Aug 2014
Location: Peterborough
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VeeTee wrote:
^^^ use Rotation Lock... Wink

But that way you lose the valuable exercise, which is intended... Rolling with laughter
 Rog... Mr. Green
The GREEN One...


MY2016 Urban Truck Build Thread - http://www.defender2.net/forum/topic40548....al[/color]
Post #367248 26th Oct 2014 2:50pm
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Lorryman100



Member Since: 01 Oct 2010
Location: Here
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In the spirit of Laurie's post to help avoid any future neck issues Whistle


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I hope that's not a Jeep key around her neck :whistle:

Admin note: this post has had its images recovered from a money grabbing photo hosting site and reinstated Mr. Green
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gilarion



Member Since: 05 Dec 2013
Location: Wales
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Wales 2007 Defender 90 Other CSW Trident Green
Must remember to buy the wife a T shirt Whistle
Post #367264 26th Oct 2014 3:48pm
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