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| VeeTee Member Since: 06 Mar 2011 Location: Somewhere Posts: 1512  
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Simple... Without Rotation Lock you excercise your neck, with you excercise your arms...  Cheers, Vincent
1959 Polynorm 1/4 Ton Trailer, Olive Drab Green (sold) 1970 M416 Military Trailer (Camping Trailer Conversion), Epsom Green (sold) 1975 Series III 88 V6, Light Green (sadly sold) 1996 Defender 110 CSW 300 Tdi, Epsom Green (sold) 2000 Freelander 1 TD4 3-drs, Silver (sold) 2006 Freelander 1 TD4 5-drs Facelift Automatic, Tonga Green (sold) MySite |
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26th Oct 2014 3:50pm |
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| shaggydog Member Since: 12 Aug 2012 Location: Kent Posts: 3347  
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I hate Russian Dolls, there so full of themselves.
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26th Oct 2014 7:00pm |
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| Lorryman100 Member Since: 01 Oct 2010 Location: Here Posts: 2686 |
Anybody know where I can source a bottle or two of this Wynn's product??
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28th Oct 2014 9:38am |
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| jomara Member Since: 26 Oct 2009 Location: Lanarkshire Posts: 1790  
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^^^
2014 110 2.2TDCi XS Station wagon
1971 Bowler Tomcat 88 4.2 V8 Auto 2022 110 D250 XS Edition - Gone 2024 110 D250 X-Dynamic HSE |
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28th Oct 2014 10:06am |
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| blackwolf Member Since: 03 Nov 2009 Location: South West England Posts: 17344 
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Told to me by a smart youngster yesterday:
Three dead dudes arrive at the pearly gates. St Peter asks the first "what vehicle did you drive before you died"? "A Jeep Cherokee", replies dead dude one. "OK, it's the down escalator for you then, mate!" says St Pete, "You're for the hot house, you gas-guzzling, planet wrecking 4x4 driver"! St Pete asks the second guy the same question. "A Toyota Prius" says dead dude two. "Down escalator for you too, sonny" says St P. "No room for sanctimonious, hemp-underwear-wearing, proselytising loonies here"! St P asks the third dead guy the same question. "Landrover Defender" he replies. St Peter scratches his beard and thinks for a moment. "Come on in, son" he says, "You've suffered more than enough already"! |
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28th Oct 2014 11:37am |
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| JWL Member Since: 26 Oct 2011 Location: Hereford Posts: 3443  
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Couple of amusing pictures
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31st Oct 2014 10:41pm |
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| hplp Member Since: 17 Nov 2014 Location: Cirencester Posts: 15 |
Very good.
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17th Nov 2014 11:50pm |
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| hplp Member Since: 17 Nov 2014 Location: Cirencester Posts: 15 |
Love the wynns add
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17th Nov 2014 11:51pm |
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| shaggydog Member Since: 12 Aug 2012 Location: Kent Posts: 3347
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I got bored one rainy day and decided to tie all my watches together to make a belt.
Turned out to be a waist of time.....  Running Restoration Thread http://www.defender2.net/forum/post323197.html#323197
Self confessed mileage hunter  |
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18th Nov 2014 12:42pm |
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| DAZ110 Member Since: 06 Dec 2007 Location: East Sussex Posts: 2035 
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19th Nov 2014 10:23pm |
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| Lou Sparts Member Since: 15 Apr 2012 Location: Kent Posts: 1501 
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Very punny.
 2005 Td5 90 XS
Steve |
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19th Nov 2014 11:02pm |
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| excossack Member Since: 22 Feb 2012 Location: North West Posts: 5842 
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Just spent the last 30 mins removing all the German names from my mobile phone, its now Hans free 1999 Defender TD5 110
Regards John M0VAZ Econet Station 48 no clock |
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20th Nov 2014 6:26am |
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| Lorryman100 Member Since: 01 Oct 2010 Location: Here Posts: 2686 |
Click image to enlarge Admin note: this post has had its images recovered from a money grabbing photo hosting site and reinstated  |
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20th Nov 2014 10:54am |
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| Stue5 Member Since: 06 Jul 2014 Location: Marche Posts: 111  
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Don't know if it fits in here, but it certainly made me chuckle. (I was looking for a PDF on drop arm! And wasted 30mins!)
http://www.repairmylandrover.co.uk/feature...ers-manual Range Rover p38 4.6 99 lpg(gone  ) |
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21st Nov 2014 9:23am |
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