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Procta



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Location: Sunderland
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Laughing Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back

Success is 90% Inspiration and 4 minutes Preparation # you can make it!
Post #1000915 19th Jul 2023 11:36pm
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spudfan



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Location: Co Donegal
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Ireland 

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 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
Post #1002461 31st Jul 2023 8:52pm
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Mother superior



Member Since: 05 Aug 2013
Location: Surrey
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So I've just spent 750 quid on a limo to ride about in but when I collected it there was nobody to drive it for me.
All that cash and nothing to chauffer it.... Oh woe, oh woe
My crusty old landrover,
It will not go.
Post #1002542 1st Aug 2023 3:28pm
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Co1



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Location: North Yorkshire
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United Kingdom 2013 Defender 90 Puma 2.2 HT Loire Blue
Rolling with laughter
Post #1002568 1st Aug 2023 5:59pm
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Jeebs



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Location: North West
Posts: 197

United Kingdom 1995 Defender 90 300 Tdi HT Barolo Black
Is it too soon to make Sinead O’Connor jokes or do we have to wait 7 hours and 15 days?
Post #1002617 1st Aug 2023 8:47pm
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Mother superior



Member Since: 05 Aug 2013
Location: Surrey
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I asked my German mate if he knew the square root of 81.
He said no. Oh woe, oh woe
My crusty old landrover,
It will not go.
Post #1003290 7th Aug 2023 3:50pm
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spudfan



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Location: Co Donegal
Posts: 4658

Ireland 
My wife is like the universe, she keeps expanding Whistle 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
Post #1003293 7th Aug 2023 4:02pm
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Muddybigdog



Member Since: 11 Apr 2014
Location: Suffolk
Posts: 1017

United Kingdom 2007 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 XS CSW Zambezi Silver

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 Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200
Puma 90 XS - Sold
D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold)
Freelander 2 HSE - Sold
Freelander 1 - Sold
Disco 2 - Sold
Post #1003295 7th Aug 2023 4:18pm
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Muddybigdog



Member Since: 11 Apr 2014
Location: Suffolk
Posts: 1017

United Kingdom 2007 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 XS CSW Zambezi Silver

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 Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200
Puma 90 XS - Sold
D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold)
Freelander 2 HSE - Sold
Freelander 1 - Sold
Disco 2 - Sold
Post #1003296 7th Aug 2023 4:21pm
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Mother superior



Member Since: 05 Aug 2013
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I took my Lizard to the vet because he wouldn't stop telling bad jokes.
"That's not a Lizard" the vet told me.
"That's a stand up chameleon" Oh woe, oh woe
My crusty old landrover,
It will not go.
Post #1003722 11th Aug 2023 7:53am
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Mother superior



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Deleted Oh woe, oh woe
My crusty old landrover,
It will not go.
Post #1003723 11th Aug 2023 7:53am
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Muddybigdog



Member Since: 11 Apr 2014
Location: Suffolk
Posts: 1017

United Kingdom 2007 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 XS CSW Zambezi Silver
 Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200
Puma 90 XS - Sold
D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold)
Freelander 2 HSE - Sold
Freelander 1 - Sold
Disco 2 - Sold
Post #1004252 15th Aug 2023 3:35pm
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Muddybigdog



Member Since: 11 Apr 2014
Location: Suffolk
Posts: 1017

United Kingdom 2007 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 XS CSW Zambezi Silver
 Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200
Puma 90 XS - Sold
D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold)
Freelander 2 HSE - Sold
Freelander 1 - Sold
Disco 2 - Sold
Post #1004269 15th Aug 2023 4:52pm
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Muddybigdog



Member Since: 11 Apr 2014
Location: Suffolk
Posts: 1017

United Kingdom 2007 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 XS CSW Zambezi Silver

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 Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200
Puma 90 XS - Sold
D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold)
Freelander 2 HSE - Sold
Freelander 1 - Sold
Disco 2 - Sold
Post #1004487 17th Aug 2023 12:53pm
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Muddybigdog



Member Since: 11 Apr 2014
Location: Suffolk
Posts: 1017

United Kingdom 2007 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 XS CSW Zambezi Silver

Click image to enlarge
 Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200
Puma 90 XS - Sold
D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold)
Freelander 2 HSE - Sold
Freelander 1 - Sold
Disco 2 - Sold
Post #1004638 18th Aug 2023 5:00pm
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