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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4739  
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 Click image to enlarge Click image to enlarge 1982 88" 2.25 diesel 1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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31st Jul 2023 8:52pm |
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| Mother superior Member Since: 05 Aug 2013 Location: Surrey Posts: 505 
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So I've just spent 750 quid on a limo to ride about in but when I collected it there was nobody to drive it for me.
All that cash and nothing to chauffer it.... Oh woe, oh woe My crusty old landrover, It will not go. |
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1st Aug 2023 3:28pm |
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| Co1 Member Since: 19 Aug 2018 Location: North Yorkshire Posts: 3698 
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1st Aug 2023 5:59pm |
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| Jeebs Member Since: 23 Oct 2015 Location: North West Posts: 197 
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Is it too soon to make Sinead O’Connor jokes or do we have to wait 7 hours and 15 days?
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1st Aug 2023 8:47pm |
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| Mother superior Member Since: 05 Aug 2013 Location: Surrey Posts: 505
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I asked my German mate if he knew the square root of 81.
He said no. Oh woe, oh woe My crusty old landrover, It will not go. |
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7th Aug 2023 3:50pm |
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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4739
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My wife is like the universe, she keeps expanding
 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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7th Aug 2023 4:02pm |
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| Muddybigdog Member Since: 11 Apr 2014 Location: Suffolk Posts: 1029 
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Click image to enlarge Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200 Puma 90 XS - Sold D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold) Freelander 2 HSE - Sold Freelander 1 - Sold Disco 2 - Sold |
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7th Aug 2023 4:18pm |
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| Muddybigdog Member Since: 11 Apr 2014 Location: Suffolk Posts: 1029
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Click image to enlarge Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200 Puma 90 XS - Sold D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold) Freelander 2 HSE - Sold Freelander 1 - Sold Disco 2 - Sold |
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7th Aug 2023 4:21pm |
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| Mother superior Member Since: 05 Aug 2013 Location: Surrey Posts: 505
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I took my Lizard to the vet because he wouldn't stop telling bad jokes.
"That's not a Lizard" the vet told me. "That's a stand up chameleon" Oh woe, oh woe My crusty old landrover, It will not go. |
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11th Aug 2023 7:53am |
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| Mother superior Member Since: 05 Aug 2013 Location: Surrey Posts: 505
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Deleted Oh woe, oh woe
My crusty old landrover, It will not go. |
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11th Aug 2023 7:53am |
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| Muddybigdog Member Since: 11 Apr 2014 Location: Suffolk Posts: 1029
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Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200
Puma 90 XS - Sold D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold) Freelander 2 HSE - Sold Freelander 1 - Sold Disco 2 - Sold |
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15th Aug 2023 3:35pm |
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| Muddybigdog Member Since: 11 Apr 2014 Location: Suffolk Posts: 1029
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Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200
Puma 90 XS - Sold D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold) Freelander 2 HSE - Sold Freelander 1 - Sold Disco 2 - Sold |
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15th Aug 2023 4:52pm |
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| Muddybigdog Member Since: 11 Apr 2014 Location: Suffolk Posts: 1029
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Click image to enlarge Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200 Puma 90 XS - Sold D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold) Freelander 2 HSE - Sold Freelander 1 - Sold Disco 2 - Sold |
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17th Aug 2023 12:53pm |
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| Muddybigdog Member Since: 11 Apr 2014 Location: Suffolk Posts: 1029
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Click image to enlarge Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200 Puma 90 XS - Sold D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold) Freelander 2 HSE - Sold Freelander 1 - Sold Disco 2 - Sold |
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18th Aug 2023 5:00pm |
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