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| Muddybigdog Member Since: 11 Apr 2014 Location: Suffolk Posts: 1016   
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How hard can it be to buy a car these days?
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5th Apr 2024 1:35pm |
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| Ianb Member Since: 25 Oct 2023 Location: Devon Posts: 379 
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A Farmer in Devon see's a bloke drinking from his stream & shouts,
"Ey youm dun wanna be drinkin from thar, it's full of horse an cow dung". The bloke says "I'm from london and just purchased a property in the village can you speak bit slower please". The Farmer replies "If - you -use - two - hands - you - won't - spill - any"!!!!! (copied from elsewhere - not my own  ) The Yeti - 110 Camper https://www.defender2.net/forum/topic90308.html
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5th Apr 2024 4:05pm |
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| Rashers Member Since: 21 Jun 2015 Location: Norfolk Posts: 3479 
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5th Apr 2024 7:56pm |
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| Ianb Member Since: 25 Oct 2023 Location: Devon Posts: 379
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Perhaps less of a joke....
With the weather changing think it’s important to go through these important rules - BBQ RULES: We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman. Here comes the important part: (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. (6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat Important again: (  THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table. (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes And most important of all: (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women The Yeti - 110 Camper https://www.defender2.net/forum/topic90308.html Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@YetitheDefender Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/yetithedefender/ |
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18th Apr 2024 4:43pm |
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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4636 
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1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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20th May 2024 3:39pm |
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| Muddybigdog Member Since: 11 Apr 2014 Location: Suffolk Posts: 1016
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Rishi Sunak and Keir Starmer are on a plane, Sunak looked at Starmer, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw £1,000 out of the window right now and make somebody happy."
Starmer shrugged his shoulders and replied, "I could throw twenty £50 notes out of the window and make twenty people happy" Hearing… their exchange, the pilot said to his co-pilot, I could throw both of them out of the window and make 64 million people very, very happy!" Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200 Puma 90 XS - Sold D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold) Freelander 2 HSE - Sold Freelander 1 - Sold Disco 2 - Sold |
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5th Jun 2024 8:59am |
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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4636
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1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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5th Jun 2024 9:03am |
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| Ianb Member Since: 25 Oct 2023 Location: Devon Posts: 379
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https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/...=top_picks
"Land Rover 90 for sale needs work" Funny guy.. The Yeti - 110 Camper https://www.defender2.net/forum/topic90308.html
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8th Jun 2024 11:39am |
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| markb110 Member Since: 22 May 2010 Location: Guildford Posts: 2617  
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10th Jun 2024 7:42pm |
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| markb110 Member Since: 22 May 2010 Location: Guildford Posts: 2617
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I'm ready for the election door knockers......
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20th Jun 2024 8:08pm |
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| markb110 Member Since: 22 May 2010 Location: Guildford Posts: 2617
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I'm ready for the election door knockers......
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20th Jun 2024 8:08pm |
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| Ianb Member Since: 25 Oct 2023 Location: Devon Posts: 379
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Hahaha that is a good one! I like! The Yeti - 110 Camper https://www.defender2.net/forum/topic90308.html
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21st Jun 2024 11:47am |
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| Muddybigdog Member Since: 11 Apr 2014 Location: Suffolk Posts: 1016
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*BREAKING NEWS*
With the general election coming up I have been informed the England squad will not be voting. They couldn't find the box, let alone put a cross into it! Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200 Puma 90 XS - Sold D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold) Freelander 2 HSE - Sold Freelander 1 - Sold Disco 2 - Sold |
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27th Jun 2024 3:32pm |
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| Muddybigdog Member Since: 11 Apr 2014 Location: Suffolk Posts: 1016
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4th Jul 2024 1:42pm |
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