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Muddybigdog Member Since: 11 Apr 2014 Location: Suffolk Posts: 1016 |
A contact of mine has 2 tickets for the England v Spain Euro Final on Sunday!
He paid £360 each, including flights but he didn't realise when he bought them months ago that it was going to be the same day as his wedding. 🤦♂️🤦♂️ If you're interested, he is looking for someone to take his place. It's at Poole Registry Office, at 3pm. The bride's name is Sarah, she's 5'7" & quite attractive. Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200 Puma 90 XS - Sold D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold) Freelander 2 HSE - Sold Freelander 1 - Sold Disco 2 - Sold |
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12th Jul 2024 9:51am |
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spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4646 |
1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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12th Jul 2024 10:01am |
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Ianb Member Since: 25 Oct 2023 Location: Devon Posts: 387 |
HAHAHA Good one. I forgot what thread this was for a moment and was thinking if I knew anyone who would want to watch the football The Yeti - 110 Camper https://www.defender2.net/forum/topic90308.html
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12th Jul 2024 10:33am |
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Procta Member Since: 03 Dec 2016 Location: Sunderland Posts: 5161 |
Click image to enlarge Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back Success is 90% Inspiration and 4 minutes Preparation # you can make it! |
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20th Aug 2024 5:40pm |
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spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4646 |
Seems the appropriate place for this...
Click image to enlarge 1982 88" 2.25 diesel 1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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22nd Aug 2024 1:30pm |
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spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4646 |
A bloke buys some luminous condoms. That night his neighbour turns to his wife and says "That neighbour of ours keeps opening and closing the fridge door." 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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31st Aug 2024 3:27pm |
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custom90 Member Since: 21 Jan 2010 Location: South West, England. Posts: 20308 |
Well that’s illuminating
⭐️⭐️God Bless the USA 🇬🇧🇺🇸 ⭐️⭐️ |
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31st Aug 2024 3:45pm |
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spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4646 |
Handy if there is a power cut..... 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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31st Aug 2024 3:52pm |
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custom90 Member Since: 21 Jan 2010 Location: South West, England. Posts: 20308 |
I think they’d be in shock. ⭐️⭐️God Bless the USA 🇬🇧🇺🇸 ⭐️⭐️
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31st Aug 2024 4:01pm |
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spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4646 |
Forgot to add,"Indoor use only". 1982 88" 2.25 diesel 1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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31st Aug 2024 4:37pm |
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LR Nuts Member Since: 10 Aug 2022 Location: UK Posts: 1097 |
.... what 'her in doors' ?
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1st Sep 2024 2:43pm |
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LR Nuts Member Since: 10 Aug 2022 Location: UK Posts: 1097 |
double post
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1st Sep 2024 2:44pm |
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ruben Member Since: 04 Feb 2021 Location: ASTURIAS Posts: 176 |
alone at home, bored, your doorbell rings, maybe some friends are coming to visit, what could go wrong? Defender 110 SE I6 D250 23MY
ExDiscovery 3 TDV6 SE |
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12th Sep 2024 9:34am |
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ruben Member Since: 04 Feb 2021 Location: ASTURIAS Posts: 176 |
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12th Sep 2024 9:35am |
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