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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4703  
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 Click image to enlarge 1982 88" 2.25 diesel 1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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13th Apr 2022 8:01pm |
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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4703
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I have refused to let the Mrs drive me anywhere until she fits seatbelts to her broomstick......... 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
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13th Apr 2022 9:17pm |
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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4703
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Donald Duck is away for a romantic break with the girl friend. Realising he is out of condoms he heads down to the hotel shop and asks for a condom.
"Will I put it on your bill?" asks the shop assistant. "What kind of a pervert do you think I am?" replies Donald Duck.. ................................................................................................................................................. A bloke goes in to a shop and asks the assistant for some deodorant. "Would you like the ball type sir?" asked the assistant "No, the under arm type will do" came the reply 1982 88" 2.25 diesel 1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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15th May 2022 8:37pm |
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| Cragster69 Member Since: 15 Jun 2021 Location: Scotland Posts: 194  
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Click image to enlarge Craig. “Don't believe everything you read on the internet.” ― Abraham Lincoln www.scotgrc.co.uk |
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15th May 2022 8:56pm |
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| Muddybigdog Member Since: 11 Apr 2014 Location: Suffolk Posts: 1018  
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Click image to enlarge Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200 Puma 90 XS - Sold D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold) Freelander 2 HSE - Sold Freelander 1 - Sold Disco 2 - Sold |
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23rd May 2022 4:41pm |
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| Cragster69 Member Since: 15 Jun 2021 Location: Scotland Posts: 194
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Click image to enlarge Craig. “Don't believe everything you read on the internet.” ― Abraham Lincoln www.scotgrc.co.uk |
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24th May 2022 3:28pm |
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| 22900013A Member Since: 23 Dec 2010 Location: Oxfordshire Posts: 3150 
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An oldie but it made me smile
Yehudah Tzvi Windweher arrived at Ellis Island and asked his friend "What would be a good American name for me? I want it to be Jewish, but more American." His friend replied, "Sam Cohen, that's a good American Jewish name." Yehudah Tzvi began his long walk up a massive flight of steps leading to the immigration office. With each step he said, "Sam Cohen, Sam Cohen," in an earnest effort to learn his new name. When he finished carrying his luggage to the top of the flight, he was winded and tired. A large immigration officer caught Yehuda Tzvi off guard when he said, "NAME?" in a booming voice. A flustered Yehudah Tzvi replied "Shoyn fargesin" ("I already forgot" in Yiddish). The immigration officer replied "Sean Ferguson, welcome the United States of America!" 2011 110 USW 1973 Series III 1-Ton 1972 Series III 1-Ton Cherrypicker 1969 IIA 1-Ton 1966 IIA 88" |
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25th May 2022 7:53pm |
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| Tommybahama32 Member Since: 11 Sep 2017 Location: cheshire Posts: 31 
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A dog goes into the job centre says to the clerk, I’m looking for a job, the clerk says that’s amazing a talking dog I might just have the perfect job for you, take a seat, the clerk gets on the phone to Billy Smarts circus, I’ve got something you might be interested in he says a talking dog, the guy at the circus says perfect send him over. The clerk says to the dog I’ve got you an interview at the circus, the dog looks puzzled, circus he says, what do the circus want with a bricklayer!
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26th May 2022 6:11am |
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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4703
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Click image to enlarge ... 1982 88" 2.25 diesel 1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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10th Jun 2022 5:10pm |
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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4703
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Click image to enlarge 1982 88" 2.25 diesel 1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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18th Jun 2022 4:41pm |
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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4703
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OOPS Deleted Double post.
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18th Jun 2022 4:41pm |
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| gilarion Member Since: 05 Dec 2013 Location: Wales Posts: 5111  
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For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at.. http://www.youtube.com/user/conwy1 |
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19th Jun 2022 11:22am |
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| Silver Back Member Since: 11 Jun 2015 Location: Lincolnshire Posts: 405 
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Apparently King Harold was rallying his troops just before the Battle of Hastings. His Sergeant in Arms was introducing him to some of the soldiers and showing him their skills. He came to the first was and asked “What is your name?” "Arthur the Axeman sire.” he replied. With that he threw his axe and killed a bird in a tree 50 yards away. “With your skills we are sure to beat the Normans.” said King Harold and moved onto the next soldier. “What is your name?” he asked the next soldier. “Godwin the Pikeman sire.” The soldier thrust his pike into the ground and pulled out an impaled mole. “With your skills we are sure to beat the Normans.” said King Harold and moved onto the next soldier. “What is your name?” he asked the next soldier. “Edmund the Archer sire.” The soldier let loose an arrow which went in wrong direction and nearly hit one of the bystanders. King Harold turned to his Sergeant in Arms and said “Bloody hell, he’s going to have someone’s eye out like that!” |
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19th Jun 2022 11:36am |
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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4703
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Husband to wife "I saw a baby on the way to work."
Wife to husband "How did you know the baby was going to work? Did it have a lunch box and a little brief case?" 1982 88" 2.25 diesel 1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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23rd Jun 2022 10:49am |
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