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spudfan



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1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
Post #949307 13th Apr 2022 8:01pm
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spudfan



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I have refused to let the Mrs drive me anywhere until she fits seatbelts to her broomstick......... 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
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spudfan



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Donald Duck is away for a romantic break with the girl friend. Realising he is out of condoms he heads down to the hotel shop and asks for a condom.
"Will I put it on your bill?" asks the shop assistant.
"What kind of a pervert do you think I am?" replies Donald Duck..
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A bloke goes in to a shop and asks the assistant for some deodorant.
"Would you like the ball type sir?" asked the assistant
"No, the under arm type will do" came the reply 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
Post #952641 15th May 2022 8:37pm
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Cragster69



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Muddybigdog



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Cragster69



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 Craig.

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An oldie but it made me smile

Yehudah Tzvi Windweher arrived at Ellis Island and asked his friend "What would be a good American name for me? I want it to be Jewish, but more American."

His friend replied, "Sam Cohen, that's a good American Jewish name."

Yehudah Tzvi began his long walk up a massive flight of steps leading to the immigration office. With each step he said, "Sam Cohen, Sam Cohen," in an earnest effort to learn his new name. When he finished carrying his luggage to the top of the flight, he was winded and tired.

A large immigration officer caught Yehuda Tzvi off guard when he said, "NAME?" in a booming voice. A flustered Yehudah Tzvi replied "Shoyn fargesin" ("I already forgot" in Yiddish).

The immigration officer replied "Sean Ferguson, welcome the United States of America!" 2011 110 USW
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A dog goes into the job centre says to the clerk, I’m looking for a job, the clerk says that’s amazing a talking dog I might just have the perfect job for you, take a seat, the clerk gets on the phone to Billy Smarts circus, I’ve got something you might be interested in he says a talking dog, the guy at the circus says perfect send him over. The clerk says to the dog I’ve got you an interview at the circus, the dog looks puzzled, circus he says, what do the circus want with a bricklayer!
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Tommybahama32



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A dog goes into the job centre says to the clerk, I’m looking for a job, the clerk says that’s amazing a talking dog I might just have the perfect job for you, take a seat, the clerk gets on the phone to Billy Smarts circus, I’ve got something you might be interested in he says a talking dog, the guy at the circus says perfect send him over. The clerk says to the dog I’ve got you an interview at the circus, the dog looks puzzled, circus he says, what do the circus want with a bricklayer!
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spudfan



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... 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
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spudfan



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 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
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spudfan



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OOPS Deleted Double post. Whistle 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
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Cragster69 wrote:

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Apparently King Harold was rallying his troops just before the Battle of Hastings.

His Sergeant in Arms was introducing him to some of the soldiers and showing him their skills.

He came to the first was and asked “What is your name?”

"Arthur the Axeman sire.” he replied. With that he threw his axe and killed a bird in a tree 50 yards away.

“With your skills we are sure to beat the Normans.” said King Harold and moved onto the next soldier.

“What is your name?” he asked the next soldier.

“Godwin the Pikeman sire.” The soldier thrust his pike into the ground and pulled out an impaled mole.

“With your skills we are sure to beat the Normans.” said King Harold and moved onto the next soldier.

“What is your name?” he asked the next soldier.

“Edmund the Archer sire.” The soldier let loose an arrow which went in wrong direction and nearly hit one of the bystanders.

King Harold turned to his Sergeant in Arms and said “Bloody hell, he’s going to have someone’s eye out like that!”
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spudfan



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Husband to wife "I saw a baby on the way to work."
Wife to husband "How did you know the baby was going to work? Did it have a lunch box and a little brief case?" 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
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2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
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