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Muddybigdog



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Location: Suffolk
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United Kingdom 2007 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 XS CSW Zambezi Silver

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 Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200
Puma 90 XS - Sold
D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold)
Freelander 2 HSE - Sold
Freelander 1 - Sold
Disco 2 - Sold
Post #942827 17th Feb 2022 1:44pm
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spudfan



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A husband decided to spice things up by buying luminous condoms. Later that night one of the neighbours turned to his wife and said "That bloke across the road keeps opening and closing the fridge door". 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
Post #944765 6th Mar 2022 1:40am
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Muddybigdog



Member Since: 11 Apr 2014
Location: Suffolk
Posts: 1018

United Kingdom 2007 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 XS CSW Zambezi Silver
 Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200
Puma 90 XS - Sold
D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold)
Freelander 2 HSE - Sold
Freelander 1 - Sold
Disco 2 - Sold
Post #945061 8th Mar 2022 2:35pm
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Chawks



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Post #945097 8th Mar 2022 7:42pm
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spudfan



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 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
Post #945326 10th Mar 2022 5:22pm
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Joe the Plumber



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Location: Midlands
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2014 Defender 110 Puma 2.2 HT Fuji White
What do you call someone who sets their room thermostat to 18 degrees C?










A millionaire....
Post #945369 11th Mar 2022 7:32am
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Leamreject



Member Since: 19 Dec 2020
Location: Middle Earth - Leamington Spa
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Italy 2011 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 HT Fuji White
Skint! Rolling with laughter Ride like you stole it!!
If I’m not on a bike it’s because only a 4x4 will do…
2011 2.4 Puma 90 HT
Post #945372 11th Mar 2022 8:14am
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Muddybigdog



Member Since: 11 Apr 2014
Location: Suffolk
Posts: 1018

United Kingdom 2007 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 XS CSW Zambezi Silver
Rolling with laughter


 Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200
Puma 90 XS - Sold
D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold)
Freelander 2 HSE - Sold
Freelander 1 - Sold
Disco 2 - Sold
Post #945733 14th Mar 2022 11:29am
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Cragster69



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Scotland 2007 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 CSW Cairns Blue

1 year on...
Post #946075 17th Mar 2022 4:35pm
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spudfan



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Ireland 
Which equates to 8.04672 kms which does not seem as bad Laughing 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
Post #946080 17th Mar 2022 4:49pm
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Ecco



Member Since: 31 Oct 2015
Location: Kuala Lumpur
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Malaysia 2014 Defender 110 Puma 2.2 DCPU Galway Green
Post #946692 23rd Mar 2022 2:01am
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Muddybigdog



Member Since: 11 Apr 2014
Location: Suffolk
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United Kingdom 2007 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 XS CSW Zambezi Silver
I was robbed at a petrol station in Cambridge last night.

After my hands finished trembling I called the police and they were quick to respond and calm me down.

They then asked me if I got a clear view of who it was or what they looked like...

"Yes" I said, "It was pump number 8!" Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200
Puma 90 XS - Sold
D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold)
Freelander 2 HSE - Sold
Freelander 1 - Sold
Disco 2 - Sold
Post #946984 25th Mar 2022 11:21am
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Cragster69



Member Since: 15 Jun 2021
Location: Scotland
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Scotland 2007 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 CSW Cairns Blue

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Whistle
Post #947546 30th Mar 2022 6:18pm
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90 Dreamer



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United Kingdom 2016 Defender 90 Puma 2.2 HT Corris Grey
Not sure it qualifies as a joke.......



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Post #947814 2nd Apr 2022 5:35pm
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spudfan



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Ireland 
A man goes into a cinema with a bear on a leash.
Cinema attendant "You cannot bring that bear into the cinema."
Man with bear "He will be very disappointed. He read the book so now he wants to see the film version." 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
Post #949301 13th Apr 2022 7:28pm
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