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| Muddybigdog Member Since: 11 Apr 2014 Location: Suffolk Posts: 1018   
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 Click image to enlarge Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200 Puma 90 XS - Sold D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold) Freelander 2 HSE - Sold Freelander 1 - Sold Disco 2 - Sold |
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17th Feb 2022 1:44pm |
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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4703 
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A husband decided to spice things up by buying luminous condoms. Later that night one of the neighbours turned to his wife and said "That bloke across the road keeps opening and closing the fridge door". 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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6th Mar 2022 1:40am |
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| Muddybigdog Member Since: 11 Apr 2014 Location: Suffolk Posts: 1018
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Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200
Puma 90 XS - Sold D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold) Freelander 2 HSE - Sold Freelander 1 - Sold Disco 2 - Sold |
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8th Mar 2022 2:35pm |
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| Chawks Member Since: 19 Feb 2017 Location: Dorset Posts: 121
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8th Mar 2022 7:42pm |
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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4703
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Click image to enlarge 1982 88" 2.25 diesel 1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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10th Mar 2022 5:22pm |
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| Joe the Plumber Member Since: 18 Dec 2013 Location: Midlands Posts: 907 
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What do you call someone who sets their room thermostat to 18 degrees C?
A millionaire.... |
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11th Mar 2022 7:32am |
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| Muddybigdog Member Since: 11 Apr 2014 Location: Suffolk Posts: 1018
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Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200
Puma 90 XS - Sold D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold) Freelander 2 HSE - Sold Freelander 1 - Sold Disco 2 - Sold |
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14th Mar 2022 11:29am |
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| Cragster69 Member Since: 15 Jun 2021 Location: Scotland Posts: 194  
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1 year on... |
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17th Mar 2022 4:35pm |
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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4703
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Which equates to 8.04672 kms which does not seem as bad
 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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17th Mar 2022 4:49pm |
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| Ecco Member Since: 31 Oct 2015 Location: Kuala Lumpur Posts: 280  
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23rd Mar 2022 2:01am |
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| Muddybigdog Member Since: 11 Apr 2014 Location: Suffolk Posts: 1018
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I was robbed at a petrol station in Cambridge last night.
After my hands finished trembling I called the police and they were quick to respond and calm me down. They then asked me if I got a clear view of who it was or what they looked like... "Yes" I said, "It was pump number 8!" Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200 Puma 90 XS - Sold D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold) Freelander 2 HSE - Sold Freelander 1 - Sold Disco 2 - Sold |
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25th Mar 2022 11:21am |
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| Cragster69 Member Since: 15 Jun 2021 Location: Scotland Posts: 194
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30th Mar 2022 6:18pm |
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| 90 Dreamer Member Since: 13 Jul 2019 Location: Oop North Posts: 2165 
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Not sure it qualifies as a joke.......
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2nd Apr 2022 5:35pm |
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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4703
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A man goes into a cinema with a bear on a leash.
Cinema attendant "You cannot bring that bear into the cinema." Man with bear "He will be very disappointed. He read the book so now he wants to see the film version." 1982 88" 2.25 diesel 1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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