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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4646  
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  1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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9th Sep 2020 3:44pm |
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| gilarion Member Since: 05 Dec 2013 Location: Wales Posts: 5109  
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 Click image to enlarge For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at.. http://www.youtube.com/user/conwy1 |
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10th Sep 2020 12:30pm |
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| gilarion Member Since: 05 Dec 2013 Location: Wales Posts: 5109
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duplicate post
 For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at..
http://www.youtube.com/user/conwy1 |
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10th Sep 2020 12:30pm |
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| williamthedog Member Since: 29 Dec 2012 Location: south wales Posts: 3441 
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^^ thats got to be one of Simon Drews prints. I've got a few of them and t shirts.
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10th Sep 2020 12:37pm |
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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4646
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Superman was flying about looking for some bad guys to reprimand. Scanning below him with his super dooper high resolution vision he spied Wonder Woman out sunbathing as nature intended. Yep stark naked. So getting aroused Superman zooms down to have his evil way with Wonder Woman. It is no stretch of the imagination to say that Wonder Woman got something of a shock when Superman zoomed in...but not quiet the shock that the Invisible Man got.... 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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17th Sep 2020 10:28pm |
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| Muddybigdog Member Since: 11 Apr 2014 Location: Suffolk Posts: 1016  
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Click image to enlarge Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200 Puma 90 XS - Sold D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold) Freelander 2 HSE - Sold Freelander 1 - Sold Disco 2 - Sold |
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19th Sep 2020 9:25am |
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| Muddybigdog Member Since: 11 Apr 2014 Location: Suffolk Posts: 1016
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Click image to enlarge Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200 Puma 90 XS - Sold D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold) Freelander 2 HSE - Sold Freelander 1 - Sold Disco 2 - Sold |
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19th Sep 2020 9:58am |
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| Rashers Member Since: 21 Jun 2015 Location: Norfolk Posts: 3486 
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19th Sep 2020 10:27am |
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| blackwolf Member Since: 03 Nov 2009 Location: South West England Posts: 17359 
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The first time I heard that one was around 1969! |
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19th Sep 2020 2:27pm |
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| Arkaig Member Since: 01 Feb 2020 Location: Highland Posts: 41 
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19th Sep 2020 4:48pm |
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| JWL Member Since: 26 Oct 2011 Location: Hereford Posts: 3443  
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Click image to enlarge |
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19th Sep 2020 9:33pm |
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| mk1collector Member Since: 17 Sep 2009 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 6769 
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That should be sturgeon she talking to  Ray
My build thread http://www.defender2.net/forum/topic17615.html |
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20th Sep 2020 11:19am |
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| Procta Member Since: 03 Dec 2016 Location: Sunderland Posts: 5161
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10 FACTS ABOUT FARTING YOU PROBABLY DIDN’T KNOW.
How much do you know about farts besides the fact that they sound and smell funny, and come out from the bum. These are some things you should know about them: 1. An average person farts around 14 times a day.Those 14 farts a day are enough to fill up a balloon. 2. Farts are made up of hydrogen sulfide that reduces mitochondrial damage. Smelling farts can be healthy, thus next time you fart take a nice deep breath and thank the person. 3. This is not something to be embarrassed about as it means that you are healthy. A healthy digestive tract produces farts. If you are not farting at all go to the doctor 4. The original meaning of fart if forth as wind from the anus. This word was coined in 1962. 5. Gum and soda make you fart more, thus if you know somebody who farts a lot and they drink a lot of soda and chewing gum, hide it from them. 6. Most of the farting happens at night when we sleep. 7. If you have very tight sphincter you will produce louder farts as they have smaller tighter area to squeeze out from. 8. Farts go as fast as 10 ft/sec. 9. Female farts tend to be stinkier as females have higher concentration of hydrogen sulfide. Female farts are healthier to smell. 10. Men fart more than women. Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back Success is 90% Inspiration and 4 minutes Preparation # you can make it! |
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22nd Sep 2020 7:44pm |
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| Laurie Member Since: 22 Feb 2008 Location: Sussex, England Posts: 2897 
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Being mainly Methane, farts are highly flammable.
Do not experiment indoors! |
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24th Sep 2020 10:25am |
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