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spudfan



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Ireland 
Rolling with laughter Thumbs Up 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
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gilarion



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Location: Wales
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Wales 2007 Defender 90 Other CSW Trident Green

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 For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at..

http://www.youtube.com/user/conwy1
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gilarion



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Wales 2007 Defender 90 Other CSW Trident Green
duplicate post Embarassed For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at..

http://www.youtube.com/user/conwy1
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williamthedog



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2011 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 PU Tamar Blue
^^ thats got to be one of Simon Drews prints. I've got a few of them and t shirts. Thumbs Up
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RoadForce



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Location: Holland
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Netherlands 2000 Defender 130 Td5 HCPU Coniston Green
It is very sad but I never got married. You see, my in-laws were unable to have children... Defender 130 HCPU Td5 MY2000
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spudfan



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Ireland 
Superman was flying about looking for some bad guys to reprimand. Scanning below him with his super dooper high resolution vision he spied Wonder Woman out sunbathing as nature intended. Yep stark naked. So getting aroused Superman zooms down to have his evil way with Wonder Woman. It is no stretch of the imagination to say that Wonder Woman got something of a shock when Superman zoomed in...but not quiet the shock that the Invisible Man got.... 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
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Muddybigdog



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United Kingdom 2007 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 XS CSW Zambezi Silver

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 Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200
Puma 90 XS - Sold
D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold)
Freelander 2 HSE - Sold
Freelander 1 - Sold
Disco 2 - Sold
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Muddybigdog



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United Kingdom 2007 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 XS CSW Zambezi Silver

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 Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200
Puma 90 XS - Sold
D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold)
Freelander 2 HSE - Sold
Freelander 1 - Sold
Disco 2 - Sold
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Rashers



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United Kingdom 2014 Defender 110 Puma 2.2 USW Corris Grey
Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
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blackwolf



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United Kingdom 2007 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 DCPU Stornoway Grey
spudfan wrote:
Superman was flying about looking for some bad guys to reprimand. Scanning below him with his super dooper high resolution vision he spied Wonder Woman out sunbathing as nature intended. Yep stark naked. So getting aroused Superman zooms down to have his evil way with Wonder Woman. It is no stretch of the imagination to say that Wonder Woman got something of a shock when Superman zoomed in...but not quiet the shock that the Invisible Man got....


The first time I heard that one was around 1969!
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Arkaig



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Scotland 

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JWL



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England 2002 Defender 110 Td5 SW Coniston Green

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mk1collector



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England 2004 Defender 110 Td5 CSW Bonatti Grey
Arkaig wrote:



That should be sturgeon she talking to Whistle Ray
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Procta



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10 FACTS ABOUT FARTING YOU PROBABLY DIDN’T KNOW.
How much do you know about farts besides the fact that they sound and smell funny, and come out from the bum.
These are some things you should know about them:
1. An average person farts around 14 times a day.Those 14 farts a day are enough to fill up a balloon.
2. Farts are made up of hydrogen sulfide that reduces mitochondrial damage. Smelling farts can be healthy, thus next time you fart take a nice deep breath and thank the person.
3. This is not something to be embarrassed about as it means that you are healthy. A healthy digestive tract produces farts. If you are not farting at all go to the doctor
4. The original meaning of fart if forth as wind from the anus. This word was coined in 1962.
5. Gum and soda make you fart more, thus if you know somebody who farts a lot and they drink a lot of soda and chewing gum, hide it from them.
6. Most of the farting happens at night when we sleep.
7. If you have very tight sphincter you will produce louder farts as they have smaller tighter area to squeeze out from.
8. Farts go as fast as 10 ft/sec.
9. Female farts tend to be stinkier as females have higher concentration of hydrogen sulfide. Female farts are healthier to smell.
10. Men fart more than women. Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back

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Laurie



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England 2005 Defender 90 Td5 XS CSW Bonatti Grey
Being mainly Methane, farts are highly flammable.
Do not experiment indoors! 
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