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Badger110



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spudfan wrote:
Q.What is the difference between the people who live in Dubai and the people who live in Abu Dhabi?

A.The people who live in Dubai do not like the Flintstones whereas the people who live in Abu Dhabi do.


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Procta



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Arkaig wrote:

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Laughing that reminds me of the boyracers having turbo badges on 1.1 sheds Laughing Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back

Success is 90% Inspiration and 4 minutes Preparation # you can make it!
Post #826699 20th Apr 2020 9:49pm
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Arkaig



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A wee gotcha for your dearest wee ones!



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Procta



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My form tutor said i would benefit from going into 6th form if the school had one, I was like hell will i! I want to be finished and get into work. Laughing So i would crack up if that happened to me with the weekend lessons! Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back

Success is 90% Inspiration and 4 minutes Preparation # you can make it!
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Arkaig



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Post #827489 24th Apr 2020 9:25pm
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Badger110



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I'll leave this one here...

Post #827501 24th Apr 2020 11:05pm
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Wild Card 90



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Brilliant! Thanks for sharing Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Thumbs Up 1998 Tdi 90 SW,
2008 Td4 90 SW,
2012 2.2 90 SW,
2" raised Trailmaster/Terrafirma
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gilarion



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 For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at..

http://www.youtube.com/user/conwy1
Post #827556 25th Apr 2020 10:03am
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How many more times ! 2 metres you TIT.
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spudfan



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Someone asked me if the Puma had airbags.
"Only when the wife is driving" I replied. 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
Post #829404 5th May 2020 5:58pm
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spudfan



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Hindsight is a great thing.
Some of the girls I went out with, would have looked better wearing a facemask. Whistle 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
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gilarion



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 For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at..

http://www.youtube.com/user/conwy1
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A mother and child were heading to pay for the food in the supermarket. Owing to the C19 emergency there was an "X" marked on the floor to stand on while waiting. The child would not let the mother stand on the "X".
"Why not? " she asked.
"Ever seen a Road Runner cartoon?" came the reply.
……………………………………………………………………………………..
A bloke was caught stealing a combine harvester. He fell into it while trying to steal it.
He is to be bailed next week...... Whistle 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
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