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shaggydog



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United Kingdom 1991 Defender 110 200 Tdi USW Arles Blue
Funny how history repeats itself Laughing Whistle Running Restoration Thread http://www.defender2.net/forum/post323197.html#323197

Self confessed mileage hunter Very Happy
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ZeDefender



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Location: Munich
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Germany 2011 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 SW Baltic Blue
Aaaaaahhh Rolling with laughter Tell someone you love them today because life is short.
But shout it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing...
Post #824974 13th Apr 2020 1:56pm
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Arkaig



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shaggydog



Member Since: 12 Aug 2012
Location: Kent
Posts: 3347
United Kingdom 1991 Defender 110 200 Tdi USW Arles Blue
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Whistle Running Restoration Thread http://www.defender2.net/forum/post323197.html#323197

Self confessed mileage hunter Very Happy
Post #824996 13th Apr 2020 3:51pm
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Procta



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HOW TO HAVE SEX WHILE ON LOCKDOWN WITH THE KIDS IN THE HOUSE.
The only way to pull off a lockdown afternoon 'quickie' with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the street activities.

He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

'There's a car being towed from the car park,' he shouted.

'An ambulance just drove by!'

'Looks like the Andersons have people round,' he called out.

'Matt's out on his bike and his mum is telling him off'

'Looks as if the Sanders are going into full isolation!'

'Jason has had his skate board taken off him

After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are having sex!!'

Startled, his mum and dad shot up in bed!

Dad cautiously called out,
'How do you know they're having sex?'

'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar'!! Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back

In the words of my Good Friend, Gary Forrest 1980 -2025
" we will work something out"
Post #825070 13th Apr 2020 9:50pm
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ZeDefender



Member Since: 15 Sep 2011
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Germany 2011 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 SW Baltic Blue
Laughing Tell someone you love them today because life is short.
But shout it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing...
Post #825169 14th Apr 2020 11:55am
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Procta



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I wonder if this is going to be true Shocked Next people we going out side to fart!

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/11401962/doc...1586953391 Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back

In the words of my Good Friend, Gary Forrest 1980 -2025
" we will work something out"
Post #825635 15th Apr 2020 9:42pm
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90 Dreamer



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Smells like a load of shoite to me........
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Procta



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Has anyone got any books on how to repair an automatic gearbox?

I went to the library but they only had manuals Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back

In the words of my Good Friend, Gary Forrest 1980 -2025
" we will work something out"
Post #825676 15th Apr 2020 11:16pm
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ZeDefender



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Wah wah wah waaaaaah...

Meanwhile on the balcony:
Statler: "I didn't catch that joke"
Waldorf: "That joke was so lame, even I could catch it"

Laughing Tell someone you love them today because life is short.
But shout it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing...
Post #825702 16th Apr 2020 7:16am
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bear100



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Wales 2010 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 USW Santorini Black
My wife told me i was immature

I told her to get out of my fort!

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter 2023 Defender L663 V8
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spudfan



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Ireland 
Q.What is the difference between the people who live in Dubai and the people who live in Abu Dhabi?

A.The people who live in Dubai do not like the Flintstones whereas the people who live in Abu Dhabi do. 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
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ZeDefender



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On average, a panda eats 12 hours a day.
In quarantine, a human eats 12 hours a day.
That's why it's called a "pandemic"... Tell someone you love them today because life is short.
But shout it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing...
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Arkaig



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