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| party monkey Member Since: 31 Dec 2010 Location: Oxon. Posts: 1311   
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One for those of us in the oil industry....
 Jon - 110 td5 [sold]. Currently Defenderless. |
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1st Mar 2014 10:33am |
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| NickEJ Member Since: 24 Nov 2012 Location: Ljubljana Posts: 152  
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1st Mar 2014 11:10am |
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| GUM97 Member Since: 05 Feb 2012 Location: Cheshire Posts: 3555  
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Jon-
 I'll print that off and out that in the workshop! An engine to TDi for!
"Land Rover- Proudly turning drivers into mechanics since 1948" |
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1st Mar 2014 6:24pm |
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| Lou Sparts Member Since: 15 Apr 2012 Location: Kent Posts: 1501 
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What he got was diesel fuel in ARBIC !!!! 2005 Td5 90 XS
Steve |
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1st Mar 2014 7:47pm |
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| Merlin Member Since: 30 Oct 2010 Location: Newmarket Posts: 981
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A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the M25 near London. Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?" "Terrorists have kidnapped all members of Parliament, and they're asking for a £100 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations." "How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver asks. The man replies, "Roughly a litre." Merlin |
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18th Mar 2014 4:03pm |
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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4646 
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TWO blokes are chatting in their hospital beds.
“What are you in for?” says the first. “Camera down the throat,” the other replies. “Oh, endoscopy?” the first man asks. “Yes,” he says. “Checking for stomach cancer. What about you?” “Camera up the back passage,” he says. “Oh, colonoscopy. Checking for bowel cancer?” quizzes the second man. “No, my sexy next door neighbour was sunbathing topless and my wife caught me taking a photo 1982 88" 2.25 diesel 1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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31st Mar 2014 3:43pm |
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| Killer90 Site Sponsor Member Since: 09 Oct 2011 Location: Hertfordshire Posts: 6478 
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In the sleepy village of Erbum , in the town of Tillet , Hertfordshire lives a lady by the name Linda Lykes
She owns the local pub called The Cock Inn. Her mail is addressed: Linda Lykes The Cock Inn ERBUM Tillet, Herts. CSK Automotive www.cskautomotive.co.uk Like us on Facebook - www.facebook.com/csklr Follow us on Instagram - @cskautomotive |
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31st Mar 2014 8:58pm |
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| bm52 Member Since: 04 Apr 2010 Location: Kent Posts: 2189 
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Just my opinion and call me a prude but I think the above is rather base and not suitable for the forum.
It's disrespectful and not even funny. Just a sad attempt at being funny. BM52 |
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31st Mar 2014 9:22pm |
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| party monkey Member Since: 31 Dec 2010 Location: Oxon. Posts: 1311
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So I've just found out that Oxygen and Magnesium are an item and I was like.. OMg ! Jon - 110 td5 [sold]. Currently Defenderless.
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3rd Apr 2014 4:23pm |
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| shaggydog Member Since: 12 Aug 2012 Location: Kent Posts: 3347 
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Was going to make a salt joke but then I was all like Na
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3rd Apr 2014 5:32pm |
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| Tiger Member Since: 06 Jul 2012 Location: Wales Posts: 2265 
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Bloke goes into a bar, says, "can I have a pint of refreshing H2O"
Fella sat at the bar overhears him and ask for a "pint H2O too". He died. |
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3rd Apr 2014 6:04pm |
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| GUM97 Member Since: 05 Feb 2012 Location: Cheshire Posts: 3555
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What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium. Helium walks into a bar, The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here." Helium doesn't react. Sorry for all the bad chemistry jokes, but all the good ones Argon! An engine to TDi for! "Land Rover- Proudly turning drivers into mechanics since 1948" |
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3rd Apr 2014 6:51pm |
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| jimbob7 Member Since: 06 Jul 2013 Location: uk Posts: 2055 |
Chemistry cat.
Click image to enlarge Pov.spec,ftw. 2006, 110,TD5. |
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3rd Apr 2014 7:36pm |
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| ZeDefender Member Since: 15 Sep 2011 Location: Munich Posts: 4731  
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Hahaha - I love chemistry jokes, God help me
Tell someone you love them today because life is short.
But shout it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing... |
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3rd Apr 2014 7:58pm |
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