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spudfan



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Instead of the anti corrosion warranty, do you think you would get a warranty against wood worm? 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
Post #157212 21st Jul 2012 6:19pm
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ZeDefender



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Location: Munich
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Germany 2011 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 SW Baltic Blue
Only if the holes go all the way through Whistle Tell someone you love them today because life is short.
But shout it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing...
Post #157215 21st Jul 2012 6:36pm
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Laurie



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First time I've seen it on a forum since my mum told it to me some sixty years ago Rolling Eyes

bpman wrote:
an absolute classic ... well worth the read...

A young man wished to purchase a present for his sweetheart and after careful consideration, he decided on a pair of gloves. Accompanied by his sweetheart’s sister, he went to a department store and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the items got mixed up. The sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, he sealed the package and sent it to her with this note.

Dearest Darling,
This is a little gift to show my affection for you on our Anniversary. I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when you go out in the evenings. If it had not been for your younger sister, I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears the short ones that are easy to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me a pair that she had been wearing for three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had the sales girl try them on and she really looked great. I wish I could put them on you for the first time. No doubt other men’s hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.

When you take them off, blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Be sure to keep them on when you clean them or they might shrink. I hope you will like them and wear them for me on Friday night.

All my love,

P.S. Just think of how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. Also, the latest style is to wear them folded down with the fur showing.


Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
 
Post #157250 22nd Jul 2012 12:35am
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custom90



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Text Message:

(The other night me and my girlfriend had an argument just before bed. She called me childish and said I have to sleep on the couch.)


[Ouch, bro.]



(But the jokes on her, because I built a fort with a sign that said "no girls allowed") No Guts, No Glory.
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Post #158755 30th Jul 2012 10:21am
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excossack



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May mate fell over a Reebok at the weekend..
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It was a classic. 1999 Defender TD5 110

Regards
John M0VAZ
Econet Station 48 no clock
Post #158767 30th Jul 2012 11:35am
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pouf



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http://postimage.org/image/kbkfvuehd/

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter www.newfoundland.gr
Post #161776 14th Aug 2012 7:35am
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v8steve



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^^^^^^excellent Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter 110 xs s/wagon
s3 swb soft top
Post #161944 14th Aug 2012 6:52pm
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pouf



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goodmorning Rolling Eyes Very Happy Very Happy

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Post #162040 15th Aug 2012 7:52am
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spudfan



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With ingenuity like that they would be a great asset to anyone thinking of overlanding in their Land Rover.
Maybe Glynn Parry could do with their mobile number, just in case. Whistle
Hope Europe is going well for you Glynn. 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
Post #162110 15th Aug 2012 12:11pm
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SimonR



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A Nerdy, Techie joke for you!

Two doughnuts go in to a bar. One says to the other-
"What star sign are you"
The other says -
"Can't you tell, I'm a Torus!"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torus For those who do not get it!

Si
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ZeDefender



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Bet there was live music by the "Möbius Band" Rolling Eyes Tell someone you love them today because life is short.
But shout it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing...
Post #162116 15th Aug 2012 12:32pm
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pouf



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only to Jeep could happen.never to a defender Laughing

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pouf



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spudfan wrote:
With ingenuity like that they would be a great asset to anyone thinking of overlanding in their Land Rover.


GS didn't need it Very Happy
 www.newfoundland.gr
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ZeDefender



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Seriously inappropriate...
Adding to my selection of inappropriate photos, my daughter sent me this yesterday:

The text at the bottom says "Monument for the victims of the Nazis"
The text at the top says "We are working on the gas lines"
:shock:

Admin note: this post has had its images recovered from a money grabbing photo hosting site and reinstated Mr. Green  Tell someone you love them today because life is short.
But shout it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing...

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Post #164328 25th Aug 2012 12:01pm
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wslr



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And they say Germans don't have a sense of humour... Rolling with laughter
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