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Muddybigdog



Member Since: 11 Apr 2014
Location: Suffolk
Posts: 1017

United Kingdom 2007 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 XS CSW Zambezi Silver
Back to work tomorrow?



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 Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200
Puma 90 XS - Sold
D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold)
Freelander 2 HSE - Sold
Freelander 1 - Sold
Disco 2 - Sold
Post #1004867 20th Aug 2023 4:13pm
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diesel_jim



Member Since: 13 Oct 2008
Location: hiding
Posts: 6092

United Kingdom 2006 Defender 110 Td5 SW Epsom Green
Feck me I can identify a few of those at my place.... (most are family members) Laughing Laughing
Post #1004870 20th Aug 2023 4:53pm
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Procta



Member Since: 03 Dec 2016
Location: Sunderland
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so can i Laughing Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back

Success is 90% Inspiration and 4 minutes Preparation # you can make it!
Post #1005023 21st Aug 2023 6:22pm
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Muddybigdog



Member Since: 11 Apr 2014
Location: Suffolk
Posts: 1017

United Kingdom 2007 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 XS CSW Zambezi Silver
 Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200
Puma 90 XS - Sold
D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold)
Freelander 2 HSE - Sold
Freelander 1 - Sold
Disco 2 - Sold
Post #1007835 16th Sep 2023 2:08pm
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Muddybigdog



Member Since: 11 Apr 2014
Location: Suffolk
Posts: 1017

United Kingdom 2007 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 XS CSW Zambezi Silver
Make sure your signage is waterproof.


 Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200
Puma 90 XS - Sold
D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold)
Freelander 2 HSE - Sold
Freelander 1 - Sold
Disco 2 - Sold
Post #1008373 21st Sep 2023 2:45pm
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LR Nuts



Member Since: 10 Aug 2022
Location: UK
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I can see for ..... and ..... Laughing
Post #1008378 21st Sep 2023 4:38pm
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Muddybigdog



Member Since: 11 Apr 2014
Location: Suffolk
Posts: 1017

United Kingdom 2007 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 XS CSW Zambezi Silver

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 Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200
Puma 90 XS - Sold
D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold)
Freelander 2 HSE - Sold
Freelander 1 - Sold
Disco 2 - Sold
Post #1008937 26th Sep 2023 11:56am
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Muddybigdog



Member Since: 11 Apr 2014
Location: Suffolk
Posts: 1017

United Kingdom 2007 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 XS CSW Zambezi Silver

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 Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200
Puma 90 XS - Sold
D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold)
Freelander 2 HSE - Sold
Freelander 1 - Sold
Disco 2 - Sold
Post #1009280 28th Sep 2023 3:56pm
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Procta



Member Since: 03 Dec 2016
Location: Sunderland
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A Sunderland pensioner drove his brand new BMW to 100 mph down the A1, looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140 , then 150, ... then 155, ... Suddenly he thought,
"I'm too old for this nonsense !"
So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.
The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said,
"Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend with my family. If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard before, why you were speeding... I'll let you go."
The Man looked very seriously at the police man, and replied :-
"Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back." !!!
The Cop left saying,
" Have a good day, Sir "... Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back

Success is 90% Inspiration and 4 minutes Preparation # you can make it!
Post #1009568 1st Oct 2023 1:50am
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Naks



Member Since: 27 Jan 2009
Location: Stellenbosch, ZA
Posts: 2638

South Africa 2010 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 SW Alpine White
too soon? Rolling with laughter


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2010 Defender Puma 90 + BAS remap + Alive IC + Slickshift + Ashcroft ATB rear
2015 Range Rover Sport V8 Supercharged



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Post #1012183 23rd Oct 2023 6:43am
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gilarion



Member Since: 05 Dec 2013
Location: Wales
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Wales 2007 Defender 90 Other CSW Trident Green
Best Line ever
It's a Ferrari in overalls (Last of the summer wine)



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 For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at..

http://www.youtube.com/user/conwy1
Post #1012423 24th Oct 2023 10:35am
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Procta



Member Since: 03 Dec 2016
Location: Sunderland
Posts: 5167

United Kingdom 
joke a side for one moment, When was the last time you saw a scrap yard that stacked cars like that? Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back

Success is 90% Inspiration and 4 minutes Preparation # you can make it!
Post #1012445 24th Oct 2023 12:40pm
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gilarion



Member Since: 05 Dec 2013
Location: Wales
Posts: 5110

Wales 2007 Defender 90 Other CSW Trident Green
Quote:
When was the last time you saw a scrap yard that stacked cars like that?


Every time I drive to Llandudno

Arch Motors,
Maesdu Road,
Llandudno


 For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at..

http://www.youtube.com/user/conwy1
Post #1012449 24th Oct 2023 1:14pm
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90 Dreamer



Member Since: 13 Jul 2019
Location: Oop North
Posts: 2154

United Kingdom 2016 Defender 90 Puma 2.2 HT Corris Grey
Not sure it can be seen from the road but the one in the farm near the Mill House roundabout
Post #1012510 24th Oct 2023 7:57pm
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Procta



Member Since: 03 Dec 2016
Location: Sunderland
Posts: 5167

United Kingdom 
90 dreamer that one closed down last year, i believe the site itself may have been sold on, the little house at the front of the a rounder about was flattened about 2 to 3 years ago. Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back

Success is 90% Inspiration and 4 minutes Preparation # you can make it!
Post #1012520 24th Oct 2023 11:20pm
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