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bodstruck



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Procta wrote:
joke a side for one moment, When was the last time you saw a scrap yard that stacked cars like that?


J Jones just outside Devizes. Can't believe it is still there and still allowed to stack cars but it is, it does and it is great Very Happy
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diesel_jim



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I've been there a few times over the years. I think they're still there.

Hayne's at Challow near to Wantage was the same, but alas they've cleared the area now. Was great for wandering around thinking "what could I pillage off of a car for a future project?"
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Cragster69



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Post #1012618 25th Oct 2023 5:48pm
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90 Dreamer



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Procta wrote:
90 dreamer that one closed down last year, i believe the site itself may have been sold on, the little house at the front of the a rounder about was flattened about 2 to 3 years ago.


Didn’t realise that but I do know that one of the family passed away so possibly linked??
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Jim1988



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Husband and a wife go into a bar.
Wife goes for drinks, there is a bloke at the bar who said nice tits!
Wife says you what? I’m with my husband.. man at bar says hmmm nice arse!!
Wife is disgusted and replied she is going to tell her husband! Man at bar says before you do I want to bend you over and fill your pussy with beer and drink it with a straw!

Wife is fuming she goes to her husband and says that bloke at the bar said I’ve got nice tits.
Husband jumps up, you what?
Wife says yeah and he said I’ve got a nice arse! That it’s replies the husband taking off his jumper I’m having him.
Wife then says yeah he wants to bend me over and fill my pussy with beer and drink it with a straw!

Husband puts his jumper back on and sits down.. wife says what are you doing?? Husband replies anyone who can drink that much beer must be hard. Thanks Jim.
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Muddybigdog



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Post #1015525 18th Nov 2023 11:11am
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spudfan



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A knock came to the door. When I opened the door I saw a man standing beside a woman seated on a donkey.
"Hello" said the man "Sorry to disturb you. My name is Joseph. This is my wife, Mary, who as you can see is pregnant. We need somewhere to stay. Any chance you could put us up for the night? "
"No bother" I said "Come on in."
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spudfan



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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
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Post #1017418 4th Dec 2023 4:32pm
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Muddybigdog



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Brutal but funny Thumbs Up Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200
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LR Nuts



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Just brought the wife home from Christmas shopping ....


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Post #1017941 9th Dec 2023 9:35pm
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Muddybigdog



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Well done Janey Godley

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Post #1018667 18th Dec 2023 1:39pm
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Merlin



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I bought a Microsoft Advent calendar but I had to take it back as the windows wouldn't open.
Peter
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The Labour Party have produced their own advent calendar this year, Keir Starmer was so excited as he finally got to open the door to No 10… keep dreaming Keir…. Ride like you stole it!!
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