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VeeTee



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Netherlands 
Venomator wrote:
VeeTee wrote:
^^^ use Rotation Lock... Wink

But that way you lose the valuable exercise, which is intended... Rolling with laughter


Simple... Without Rotation Lock you excercise your neck, with you excercise your arms... Rolling with laughter Cheers, Vincent
1959 Polynorm 1/4 Ton Trailer, Olive Drab Green (sold)
1970 M416 Military Trailer (Camping Trailer Conversion), Epsom Green (sold)
1975 Series III 88 V6, Light Green (sadly sold)
1996 Defender 110 CSW 300 Tdi, Epsom Green (sold)
2000 Freelander 1 TD4 3-drs, Silver (sold)
2006 Freelander 1 TD4 5-drs Facelift Automatic, Tonga Green (sold)

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Post #367265 26th Oct 2014 3:50pm
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excossack



Member Since: 22 Feb 2012
Location: North West
Posts: 5842

United Kingdom 1999 Defender 110 Td5 SW Caledonian Blue
Why did the man buy a new bottom?

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The old one had a crack in it.... 1999 Defender TD5 110

Regards
John M0VAZ
Econet Station 48 no clock
Post #367303 26th Oct 2014 5:58pm
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shaggydog



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Location: Kent
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United Kingdom 1991 Defender 110 200 Tdi USW Arles Blue
I hate Russian Dolls, there so full of themselves.
Post #367323 26th Oct 2014 7:00pm
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Lorryman100



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Anybody know where I can source a bottle or two of this Wynn's product??

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jomara



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Scotland 2014 Defender 110 Puma 2.2 XS CSW Santorini Black
^^^Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter 2014 110 2.2TDCi XS Station wagon
1971 Bowler Tomcat 88 4.2 V8 Auto
2022 110 D250 XS Edition - Gone
2024 110 D250 X-Dynamic HSE
Post #367725 28th Oct 2014 10:06am
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blackwolf



Member Since: 03 Nov 2009
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United Kingdom 2007 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 DCPU Stornoway Grey
Told to me by a smart youngster yesterday:

Three dead dudes arrive at the pearly gates. St Peter asks the first "what vehicle did you drive before you died"?

"A Jeep Cherokee", replies dead dude one. "OK, it's the down escalator for you then, mate!" says St Pete, "You're for the hot house, you gas-guzzling, planet wrecking 4x4 driver"!

St Pete asks the second guy the same question. "A Toyota Prius" says dead dude two. "Down escalator for you too, sonny" says St P. "No room for sanctimonious, hemp-underwear-wearing, proselytising loonies here"!

St P asks the third dead guy the same question. "Landrover Defender" he replies.

St Peter scratches his beard and thinks for a moment. "Come on in, son" he says, "You've suffered more than enough already"!
Post #367737 28th Oct 2014 11:37am
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JWL



Member Since: 26 Oct 2011
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England 2002 Defender 110 Td5 SW Coniston Green
Couple of amusing pictures




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Post #368644 31st Oct 2014 10:41pm
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hplp



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Very good.
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hplp



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Love the wynns add
Post #372365 17th Nov 2014 11:51pm
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shaggydog



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Location: Kent
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United Kingdom 1991 Defender 110 200 Tdi USW Arles Blue
I got bored one rainy day and decided to tie all my watches together to make a belt.

Turned out to be a waist of time..... Whistle Running Restoration Thread http://www.defender2.net/forum/post323197.html#323197

Self confessed mileage hunter Very Happy
Post #372466 18th Nov 2014 12:42pm
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DAZ110



Member Since: 06 Dec 2007
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United Kingdom 2013 Defender 90 Puma 2.2 XS CSW Barolo Black
More funny stuff!

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Post #372900 19th Nov 2014 10:23pm
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Lou Sparts



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United Kingdom 2005 Defender 90 Td5 XS CSW Zambezi Silver
Very punny. Thumbs Up 2005 Td5 90 XS

Steve
Post #372911 19th Nov 2014 11:02pm
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excossack



Member Since: 22 Feb 2012
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United Kingdom 1999 Defender 110 Td5 SW Caledonian Blue
Just spent the last 30 mins removing all the German names from my mobile phone, its now Hans free 1999 Defender TD5 110

Regards
John M0VAZ
Econet Station 48 no clock
Post #372939 20th Nov 2014 6:26am
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Lorryman100



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Admin note: this post has had its images recovered from a money grabbing photo hosting site and reinstated Mr. Green
Post #372970 20th Nov 2014 10:54am
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Stue5



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Italy 2005 Defender 110 Td5 USW Alpine White
Don't know if it fits in here, but it certainly made me chuckle. (I was looking for a PDF on drop arm! And wasted 30mins!)
http://www.repairmylandrover.co.uk/feature...ers-manual Range Rover p38 4.6 99 lpg(gone Sad )
Post #373218 21st Nov 2014 9:23am
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