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| GUM97 Member Since: 05 Feb 2012 Location: Cheshire Posts: 3555   
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... As polished and manicured as they may be  An engine to TDi for!
"Land Rover- Proudly turning drivers into mechanics since 1948"  |
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10th Dec 2012 7:36pm |
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| Killer90 Site Sponsor Member Since: 09 Oct 2011 Location: Hertfordshire Posts: 6478 
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look out heres Gum and Steve
CSK Automotive
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10th Dec 2012 7:58pm |
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| willy eckerslike Member Since: 15 Jun 2009 Location: North yorks Posts: 1789 
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Patrick Moore, astronomore. Original Member Pie n Pea Club.
110 HCPU Tipper |
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10th Dec 2012 8:38pm |
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| Mountain_man Member Since: 09 Dec 2011 Location: Right side of Offas Dyke Posts: 756 
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I see Patrick Moore died today..
No more Mr Night Sky |
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10th Dec 2012 8:40pm |
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| willy eckerslike Member Since: 15 Jun 2009 Location: North yorks Posts: 1789
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If Patrick Moore ever interfered with Uranus Now's the time to mention it! Original Member Pie n Pea Club.
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10th Dec 2012 8:41pm |
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| Killer90 Site Sponsor Member Since: 09 Oct 2011 Location: Hertfordshire Posts: 6478
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  CSK Automotive
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10th Dec 2012 8:46pm |
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| TooTall Member Since: 10 Jul 2012 Location: Fens Posts: 504 
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So today I went into town on the bus, as I got on - I noticed several really fat lady passengers; it was then I finally realised . . . I was only three stops from Evans :p "Ease your worries, Clear-up your woes,
Go into your garage & put stuff into rows." |
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10th Dec 2012 10:55pm |
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| Go Beyond Member Since: 30 Jan 2012 Location: Headcorn, Kent Posts: 6678
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I'm presuming that's a regional joke, cos I don't get it
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11th Dec 2012 7:14am |
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| JWL Member Since: 26 Oct 2011 Location: Hereford Posts: 3443  
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More of a fattest feminist type, Evans stores are marquee shops selling oversize clothes for the larger women
And, was it Bobby Cochrane with Three Steps to Heaven from the 60's |
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11th Dec 2012 8:00am |
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| Baldinho Member Since: 28 Oct 2012 Location: Surrey Posts: 123 
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Today is 12.12.12 - World Microphone Testing Day
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12th Dec 2012 11:00pm |
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| ZeDefender Member Since: 15 Sep 2011 Location: Munich Posts: 4731  
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brilliant Tell someone you love them today because life is short.
But shout it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing... |
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13th Dec 2012 7:01am |
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| party monkey Member Since: 31 Dec 2010 Location: Oxon. Posts: 1311 
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Talking of regional jokes, here's one for fellow Wiltshire folk (from a Bucks exile)
Why do people from Wiltshire only eat mashed potato? Coz they 'ave no Devizes for Chippenham Taxi.............................. Jon - 110 td5 [sold]. Currently Defenderless. |
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13th Dec 2012 8:14am |
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| ZeDefender Member Since: 15 Sep 2011 Location: Munich Posts: 4731
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I would admit that I like that... but I probably shouldn't
Tell someone you love them today because life is short.
But shout it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing... |
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13th Dec 2012 8:43am |
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| party monkey Member Since: 31 Dec 2010 Location: Oxon. Posts: 1311
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Seeing as I'm on a roll for rather iffy jokes.......
When Killer lowered his 90, I hear he sold the OEM springs to a local lad called Dirk, who has attached them to his elbows and knees and now travels great distances in a single leap from a rather odd looking crouched position. Locally known as the Four Sprung Dirk Technique
Smile.... soon be christmas  Jon - 110 td5 [sold]. Currently Defenderless. |
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13th Dec 2012 2:01pm |
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