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Muddybigdog



Member Since: 11 Apr 2014
Location: Suffolk
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United Kingdom 2007 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 XS CSW Zambezi Silver
How hard can it be to buy a car these days?



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 Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200
Puma 90 XS - Sold
D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold)
Freelander 2 HSE - Sold
Freelander 1 - Sold
Disco 2 - Sold
Post #1030645 5th Apr 2024 1:35pm
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Ianb



Member Since: 25 Oct 2023
Location: Devon
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United Kingdom 1998 Defender 110 300 Tdi HT Alaska White
A Farmer in Devon see's a bloke drinking from his stream & shouts,
"Ey youm dun wanna be drinkin from thar, it's full of horse an cow dung".

The bloke says "I'm from london and just purchased a property in the village can you speak bit slower please".

The Farmer replies "If - you -use - two - hands - you - won't - spill - any"!!!!!


(copied from elsewhere - not my own Laughing ) The Yeti - 110 Camper https://www.defender2.net/forum/topic90308.html
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Post #1030672 5th Apr 2024 4:05pm
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Rashers



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Rolling with laughter
Post #1030690 5th Apr 2024 7:56pm
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Ianb



Member Since: 25 Oct 2023
Location: Devon
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United Kingdom 1998 Defender 110 300 Tdi HT Alaska White
Perhaps less of a joke....

With the weather changing think it’s important to go through these important rules -
BBQ RULES:
We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat
Important again:
(Cool THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes
And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women The Yeti - 110 Camper https://www.defender2.net/forum/topic90308.html
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RoadForce



Member Since: 17 Jul 2014
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Netherlands 2000 Defender 130 Td5 HCPU Coniston Green
Well, it finally happened!

I was minding my own business at about 30.000 ft when the cabin crew inquired over the PA system if there was a doctor on board. I immediately made my way to the purser, who led me straight to the patient. The poor man was really in a bad state, so I rushed to perform a Trachyoptomy using nothing but some cutlery from the pantry and a ballpoint pen!

Unfortunately, the poor man didn't make it, but I must admit the rush was like nothing I had ever felt before in my life. So what do you think, perhaps I should sign up for one of those doctors schools then? Defender 130 HCPU Td5 MY2000
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spudfan



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2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
Post #1035236 20th May 2024 3:39pm
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Muddybigdog



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United Kingdom 2007 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 XS CSW Zambezi Silver
Rishi Sunak and Keir Starmer are on a plane, Sunak looked at Starmer, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw £1,000 out of the window right now and make somebody happy."

Starmer shrugged his shoulders and replied, "I could throw twenty £50 notes out of the window and make twenty people happy"

Hearing… their exchange, the pilot said to his co-pilot, I could throw both of them out of the window and make 64 million people very, very happy!" Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200
Puma 90 XS - Sold
D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold)
Freelander 2 HSE - Sold
Freelander 1 - Sold
Disco 2 - Sold
Post #1036536 5th Jun 2024 8:59am
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spudfan



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Rolling with laughter 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
Post #1036537 5th Jun 2024 9:03am
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Ianb



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markb110



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markb110



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I'm ready for the election door knockers...... Whistle


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markb110



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I'm ready for the election door knockers...... Whistle


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Ianb



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Post #1038025 21st Jun 2024 11:47am
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Muddybigdog



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*BREAKING NEWS*

With the general election coming up I have been informed the England squad will not be voting.

They couldn't find the box, let alone put a cross into it! Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200
Puma 90 XS - Sold
D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold)
Freelander 2 HSE - Sold
Freelander 1 - Sold
Disco 2 - Sold
Post #1038572 27th Jun 2024 3:32pm
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Muddybigdog



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United Kingdom 2007 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 XS CSW Zambezi Silver

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 Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200
Puma 90 XS - Sold
D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold)
Freelander 2 HSE - Sold
Freelander 1 - Sold
Disco 2 - Sold
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