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| Philm Member Since: 19 Jun 2020 Location: Manchester Posts: 168  
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16th Dec 2020 1:04pm |
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| gilarion Member Since: 05 Dec 2013 Location: Wales Posts: 5110  
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It's a Joke obviously
 For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at..
http://www.youtube.com/user/conwy1 |
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16th Dec 2020 1:46pm |
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| Arkaig Member Since: 01 Feb 2020 Location: Highland Posts: 41 
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17th Dec 2020 1:55pm |
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| Arkaig Member Since: 01 Feb 2020 Location: Highland Posts: 41
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8th Jan 2021 7:24pm |
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| Moneypit Member Since: 27 Feb 2018 Location: North Yorkshire Posts: 271 
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Hope you enjoy it, made my day in these difficult times |
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8th Jan 2021 8:21pm |
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| Laurie Member Since: 22 Feb 2008 Location: Sussex, England Posts: 2897  
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Definitely a Joke.
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9th Jan 2021 1:35pm |
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| Muddybigdog Member Since: 11 Apr 2014 Location: Suffolk Posts: 1017 
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Not a joke, but it did make me smile
Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200
Puma 90 XS - Sold D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold) Freelander 2 HSE - Sold Freelander 1 - Sold Disco 2 - Sold |
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10th Jan 2021 2:30pm |
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| gilarion Member Since: 05 Dec 2013 Location: Wales Posts: 5110
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Click image to enlarge For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at.. http://www.youtube.com/user/conwy1 |
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13th Jan 2021 12:20pm |
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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4650 
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Click image to enlarge 1982 88" 2.25 diesel 1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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16th Jan 2021 9:00pm |
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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4650
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Deleted 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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16th Jan 2021 9:02pm |
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| gilarion Member Since: 05 Dec 2013 Location: Wales Posts: 5110
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For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at.. http://www.youtube.com/user/conwy1 |
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17th Jan 2021 1:37pm |
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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4650
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He lived in a big house he had recently inherited. So there he was in the shower when he realised there was no soap. He gets out of the shower and heads down the hall to the cupboard where he remembered seeing some bars of soap amongst other stuff. He was searching in the cupboard which was dark as it had no light, when he heard the hall door opening and the two cleaning ladies coming in. Not having time to leg it back to the shower he steps into the cupboard and closes the door meaning to stay there until the cleaning ladies left.
He hears the cleaning ladies talking to each other as they approach and to his horror he hears one of them say that she must get some cleaning materials from the cupboard. Sure enough the cupboard opens and one of the ladies says "Look at the statue. The new owner must have bought it. I wonder why he put it into the cupboard?" "I don't know " says the other lady" but it is very realistic, it even has a nice little piece of manhood" "So it does " says the other lady "I'm going to give it a wee shake" which she does. "I'm going to give it a wee shake too" says the other lady and proceeds to give it a fairly good shake. "Ah would you look at that " she says " it's a sanitiser dispenser......."  1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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22nd Jan 2021 11:52pm |
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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4650
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TRENDING: Wife stabs husband after seeing her younger self in old photos, thought he was cheating
A confused and enraged wife stabbed her husband after seeing photos of him with a younger woman, who turned out to be herself from back then. True story from a newspage.... 1982 88" 2.25 diesel 1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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23rd Jan 2021 1:34pm |
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| athelstan Member Since: 06 Aug 2019 Location: Kent Posts: 55 
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A Land Rover mechanic was removing the cylinder head from the engine of a Puma when he spotted a well-known cardiac surgeon in the garage.
The cardiac surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?" The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything damaged, and then put everything back in, and when I finished, it worked just like new. So how is it that I make £30,000 a year and you make £300,000, when you and I are doing basically the same work? The cardiac surgeon paused, leaned over and whispered to the mechanic:......"Try doing it with the engine running." 2015 90 XS Station Wagon Puma 2.2 2015 Morgan Plus 4 |
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26th Jan 2021 10:05am |
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