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8619simon



Member Since: 04 Nov 2016
Location: North Wales
Posts: 254
Wales 1995 Defender 110 300 Tdi CSW Epsom Green
^^ Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
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spudfan



Member Since: 10 Sep 2007
Location: Co Donegal
Posts: 4748
Ireland 
jomara wrote:

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Many a true word spoken in jest...
Or maybe they think people are like mushrooms...to be kept in the dark and fed on s...t. 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
Post #933020 9th Dec 2021 8:48pm
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Ianh



Member Since: 17 Sep 2018
Location: Essex
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United Kingdom 
It’s that time of the year,

So I held the ladder while my wife went into the loft to get the Christmas decorations.

Filthy, Dirty, Covered in Cobwebs,

But she’s great with the kids.

.................................................

On the way to work this morning I got stuck in a traffic jam.

As we were slowly crawling along I could see that the police had pulled over to chat with two young lads.

At that point the the radio blurted out the latest traffic information about the very delay I was in.

Apparently the police were chatting to the two lads as one was caught drinking battery acid, and the other eating fireworks!

Anyway they were charging one, and letting the other one off.
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Co1



Member Since: 19 Aug 2018
Location: North Yorkshire
Posts: 3701
United Kingdom 2013 Defender 90 Puma 2.2 HT Loire Blue
I never wanted to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker

But when I got home, the signs were all there
Post #933053 10th Dec 2021 9:59am
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Mountain_man



Member Since: 09 Dec 2011
Location: Right side of Offas Dyke
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Wales 
I got my head wedged between two Land Rovers, but the noise was deafening.
I'm not impressed with these ear Defenders.
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Doc P



Member Since: 03 Apr 2016
Location: Midlands
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United Kingdom 2013 Defender 110 Puma 2.2 XS CSW Firenze Red

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Post #933728 15th Dec 2021 7:51pm
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T140



Member Since: 15 Mar 2016
Location: Ayrshire
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Scotland 2007 Defender 90 Td5 HT Zambezi Silver
eventually got round to going into the loft for the Christmas tree and decorations lo and behold found a present from last year I had forgotten about,

she would have loved that pup. nobody is perfect but being Scottish is a start
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Muddybigdog



Member Since: 11 Apr 2014
Location: Suffolk
Posts: 1030
United Kingdom 2007 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 XS CSW Zambezi Silver






 Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200
Puma 90 XS - Sold
D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold)
Freelander 2 HSE - Sold
Freelander 1 - Sold
Disco 2 - Sold
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spudfan



Member Since: 10 Sep 2007
Location: Co Donegal
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Dasher, Dancer, Prancer and Britpart. 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
Post #934400 20th Dec 2021 4:25pm
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Muddybigdog



Member Since: 11 Apr 2014
Location: Suffolk
Posts: 1030
United Kingdom 2007 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 XS CSW Zambezi Silver

Click image to enlarge Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200
Puma 90 XS - Sold
D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold)
Freelander 2 HSE - Sold
Freelander 1 - Sold
Disco 2 - Sold
Post #940512 1st Feb 2022 12:45pm
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Muddybigdog



Member Since: 11 Apr 2014
Location: Suffolk
Posts: 1030
United Kingdom 2007 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 XS CSW Zambezi Silver
 Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200
Puma 90 XS - Sold
D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold)
Freelander 2 HSE - Sold
Freelander 1 - Sold
Disco 2 - Sold
Post #940625 2nd Feb 2022 9:37am
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Muddybigdog



Member Since: 11 Apr 2014
Location: Suffolk
Posts: 1030
United Kingdom 2007 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 XS CSW Zambezi Silver

 Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200
Puma 90 XS - Sold
D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold)
Freelander 2 HSE - Sold
Freelander 1 - Sold
Disco 2 - Sold
Post #940636 2nd Feb 2022 12:17pm
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X4SKP



Member Since: 29 Nov 2013
Location: Berkshire
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United Kingdom 2010 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 SW Stornoway Grey
 SKIP
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Leamreject



Member Since: 19 Dec 2020
Location: Middle Earth - Leamington Spa
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Italy 2011 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 HT Fuji White

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Don’t think I need to add anything more…. Shocked Ride like you stole it!!
If I’m not on a bike it’s because only a 4x4 will do…
2011 2.4 Puma 90 HT
Post #940650 2nd Feb 2022 1:58pm
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Muddybigdog



Member Since: 11 Apr 2014
Location: Suffolk
Posts: 1030
United Kingdom 2007 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 XS CSW Zambezi Silver
 Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200
Puma 90 XS - Sold
D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold)
Freelander 2 HSE - Sold
Freelander 1 - Sold
Disco 2 - Sold
Post #940785 3rd Feb 2022 2:22pm
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