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| spudfan Member Since: 10 Sep 2007 Location: Co Donegal Posts: 4704  
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It seems Charlton Heston was right after all...
 Click image to enlarge 1982 88" 2.25 diesel 1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali 2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu 2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai |
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26th Aug 2021 10:54am |
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| Mother superior Member Since: 05 Aug 2013 Location: Surrey Posts: 504 
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So one of my mates has just eaten a box of scrabble tiles, when I asked him how he felt he said "Fine but my next visit to the toilet could spell disaster"
I'll get me coat Oh woe, oh woe My crusty old landrover, It will not go. |
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1st Sep 2021 1:31pm |
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| Mother superior Member Since: 05 Aug 2013 Location: Surrey Posts: 504
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Someone just tried selling me a roll of Velcro for £500. "That's a rip off" I thought to myself Oh woe, oh woe
My crusty old landrover, It will not go. |
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1st Sep 2021 1:34pm |
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| Mother superior Member Since: 05 Aug 2013 Location: Surrey Posts: 504
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I just robbed one of thoses little shops on the beach front but I got spotted, so now I've got to lilo Oh woe, oh woe
My crusty old landrover, It will not go. |
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1st Sep 2021 1:35pm |
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| Mother superior Member Since: 05 Aug 2013 Location: Surrey Posts: 504
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I've just sold my Hoover, it was just gathering dust. Oh woe, oh woe
My crusty old landrover, It will not go. |
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1st Sep 2021 1:37pm |
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| Mother superior Member Since: 05 Aug 2013 Location: Surrey Posts: 504
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My mate has just bought 2 Dobermans, He's calling them Omega and Rolex because they are excellent watch dogs Oh woe, oh woe
My crusty old landrover, It will not go. |
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1st Sep 2021 1:40pm |
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| Mother superior Member Since: 05 Aug 2013 Location: Surrey Posts: 504
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I can keep this up all day Oh woe, oh woe
My crusty old landrover, It will not go. |
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1st Sep 2021 1:40pm |
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| Darcy Fairfax Member Since: 05 Oct 2014 Location: London Posts: 721  
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Mother Superior you must have been Tim Vine in another life
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1st Sep 2021 3:20pm |
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| DAZ110 Member Since: 06 Dec 2007 Location: East Sussex Posts: 2040 
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more, more, |
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1st Sep 2021 4:53pm |
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| Landymatt Member Since: 31 Dec 2018 Location: York Posts: 191
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I like to make sure everyone knows about the benefits of dried grapes.
It's all about raisin awareness. |
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1st Sep 2021 5:12pm |
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| Landymatt Member Since: 31 Dec 2018 Location: York Posts: 191
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Just gone into hospital, told them “I’ve been bitten by a wolf.”
Doctor said “Where?” I said “No, just a normal one” |
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1st Sep 2021 5:13pm |
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| Landymatt Member Since: 31 Dec 2018 Location: York Posts: 191
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Just saw a news article about a guy who does origami backwards.
More on this story as it unfolds. |
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1st Sep 2021 5:14pm |
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| Landymatt Member Since: 31 Dec 2018 Location: York Posts: 191
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I have been trying to organise a massive hide and seek competition but I'm having trouble finding good players.
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1st Sep 2021 5:15pm |
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| Landymatt Member Since: 31 Dec 2018 Location: York Posts: 191
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My boss said he was looking for me all Friday afternoon and wanted to know where I was.
I pointed out that good employees are hard to find. |
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1st Sep 2021 5:17pm |
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