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Laurie



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Tesco's have three varieties of mince pies in Christmassy boxes in stock already!!! 
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drakes



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Location: Hexham
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Been in our Tesco since end of August
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Laurie



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You should have bought me some. Rolling Eyes 
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JWL



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Many years ago I made a bit of a faux pas with a pair of crimplene trousers experimenting as above in a pub near Tunbridge Wells Whistle
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Rashers



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That’s is experimenting with farts, rather than experimenting with mince pies JWL? Just need to get that straight Laughing

Is Tesco’s rationing their mince pies ? Obviously an essential item for September / August. No point stocking up for the big day. Check the sell by date and they probably run out in November Rolling Eyes
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JWL



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Yes it was in response to Laurie's earlier post not the mince pie one Wink
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Procta



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Laughing Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back

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nicholas2012



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My type of menu Laughing
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gilarion



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Slideywindows



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They are 6 months early.

They should be moving the stones back one hour. Rolling Eyes
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JWL



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Laurie



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Luvit Very Happy 
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Slideywindows



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Apparently in England, if you have too many relatives round your house this Christmas, the Police can intervene and order them to go home.


Does anybody know if you can book this service online?

And how much it costs?
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