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G4UJS



Member Since: 20 Jan 2019
Location: Shropshire
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United Kingdom 2008 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 CSW Zermatt Silver

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Post #831066 14th May 2020 3:12pm
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Arkaig



Member Since: 01 Feb 2020
Location: Highland
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Social distancing - if you can make out the design, you're too close!



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Post #831868 18th May 2020 8:30pm
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spudfan



Member Since: 10 Sep 2007
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I have put this in the joke section but it is a true story.
Some years ago my wife and her sister took their mother shopping. One of the things on the list was a new bra for the mother in law. Anyway the expedition was made, the bra was bought and fitted and the old one dumped in the backseat of the Puma.
There the bra lay in full view of anyone looking in the window. Of course I drove around and parked up for quite sometime without spotting the aforementioned garment. It finally came to light when I was in the local builder provider's yard and I went to fold the middle row seats. Enough said. 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
Post #831996 19th May 2020 3:12pm
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Procta



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^ Laughing

I remember back in 1998, when we had just finished swimming, A couple of idiots were told to go and get changed. Anyway they decided to hid peoples gear. They thought they had hidden my boxers, but they twigged on that they had hidden my mates. My mate nearly died! after he thought it was funny them hiding my T shirt. One of the idiots decided to give them a rinse under the shower. So my mate had to put his trousers back on with out any underwear. Laughing Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back

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Post #832033 19th May 2020 6:28pm
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Muddybigdog



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Location: Suffolk
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United Kingdom 2007 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 XS CSW Zambezi Silver
Something for those who have a lockdown ledge and want to cover it

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Puma 90 XS - Sold
D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold)
Freelander 2 HSE - Sold
Freelander 1 - Sold
Disco 2 - Sold
Post #834160 29th May 2020 9:46pm
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Procta



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Laughing Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back

Success is 90% Inspiration and 4 minutes Preparation # you can make it!
Post #834171 29th May 2020 11:30pm
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williamthedog



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^^ Good t shirt Rolling with laughter
Post #834176 30th May 2020 5:15am
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spudfan



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1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
Post #834703 1st Jun 2020 8:59pm
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Muddybigdog



Member Since: 11 Apr 2014
Location: Suffolk
Posts: 1025
United Kingdom 2007 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 XS CSW Zambezi Silver
 Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200
Puma 90 XS - Sold
D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold)
Freelander 2 HSE - Sold
Freelander 1 - Sold
Disco 2 - Sold
Post #835159 4th Jun 2020 3:14pm
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williamthedog



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^^Classic Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
Post #835163 4th Jun 2020 3:35pm
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gilarion



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Wales 2007 Defender 90 Other CSW Trident Green

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Post #836322 10th Jun 2020 12:30pm
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gilarion



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Wales 2007 Defender 90 Other CSW Trident Green
OK Who has nicked my bloody statue!



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Arkaig



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Doc P



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spudfan



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 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
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