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othorton



Member Since: 22 Jul 2019
Location: London
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United Kingdom 2005 Defender 90 Td5 CSW Java Black
I went to the zoo the other day.

It only had one dog.

It was a shih tzu
Post #793838 18th Sep 2019 6:42pm
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Moneypit



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Location: North Yorkshire
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2004 Defender 110 300 Tdi HT Fuji White
For our honeymoon I got a map of the world, gave my wife a dart, and said we'd go wherever the dart lands!

I'm happy to announce in October we're going to spend a lovely 2 weeks by the skirting board!
Post #793872 18th Sep 2019 8:27pm
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Procta



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https://www.facebook.com/steve.thorogood.9...026206354/

This video was filmed down the road from me Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back

Success is 90% Inspiration and 4 minutes Preparation # you can make it!
Post #797200 7th Oct 2019 10:41pm
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HK07



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^^^ brilliant video Rolling with laughter 2007 90 Puma - Love it - Best car I have ever owned.

1989 Ninety 200tdi - Love it - Second best car I have ever owned.

1951 80" Series 1 - Love it - Third best car I have ever owned.
Post #797222 8th Oct 2019 7:26am
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AMBxx



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Procta wrote:
https://www.facebook.com/steve.thorogood.9047/videos/247519026206354/

This video was filmed down the road from me


Not sure removing the engine when you park is the future of vehicle security though! Very Happy
Post #797230 8th Oct 2019 8:12am
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dorsetsmith



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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
Post #797235 8th Oct 2019 8:53am
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Procta



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AMBxx wrote:
Procta wrote:
https://www.facebook.com/steve.thorogood.9047/videos/247519026206354/

This video was filmed down the road from me


Not sure removing the engine when you park is the future of vehicle security though! Very Happy


Here is a one for you, Before the defender I had a rover metro vvc, I used to turn off the battery on it, every time I parked it up on the drive. I should have done it with the 300 and should really do it with this one. But anyway, Some sweet heart decided to bend the door back and pop the lock, like they would do back in the day. They didnt go any further when they realised that the car was "dead" and it had no radio in it, just a factory blank Laughing
I was lucky on that one, but then i think they got a nasty shock when they realised their arsehole was on camera! Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back

Success is 90% Inspiration and 4 minutes Preparation # you can make it!
Post #797242 8th Oct 2019 10:23am
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Rashers



Member Since: 21 Jun 2015
Location: Norfolk
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AMBxx wrote:
Procta wrote:
https://www.facebook.com/steve.thorogood.9047/videos/247519026206354/

This video was filmed down the road from me


Not sure removing the engine when you park is the future of vehicle security though! Very Happy


Another layer of security Thumbs Up
Post #797246 8th Oct 2019 11:27am
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Yulong



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Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together.

In the morning, Little Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.

As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mum if Fred and Mary are up yet.

She replies, "No".

Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"

His Mum replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school."

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his Mum, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"

She replies, "No."

Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"

His Mum replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school."

After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"

His Mum says "No."

He asks, "Do you know what I think?"

His Mum replies, "OK, do tell me, what do you think?"

He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my model aeroplane glue."
Post #797276 8th Oct 2019 3:22pm
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gilarion



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Click image to enlarge For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at..

http://www.youtube.com/user/conwy1
Post #798071 14th Oct 2019 11:29am
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Muddybigdog



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Put a smile om my face on a cold monday



 Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200
Puma 90 XS - Sold
D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold)
Freelander 2 HSE - Sold
Freelander 1 - Sold
Disco 2 - Sold
Post #799793 28th Oct 2019 3:21pm
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gilarion



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great picture Thumbs Up Thumbs Up For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at..

http://www.youtube.com/user/conwy1
Post #799802 28th Oct 2019 5:56pm
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diesel_jim



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^^^^ Our old lab (bless him), found a dummy out in the back field once, carried it all the way around his walk, was the best dummy in the world.....

Brought it into the garden and.......




Click image to enlarge
Post #799806 28th Oct 2019 6:10pm
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blackwolf



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^^ Perfect! Rolling with laughter
Post #799825 28th Oct 2019 8:08pm
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gilarion



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Ahh... Smile For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at..

http://www.youtube.com/user/conwy1
Post #799848 28th Oct 2019 11:44pm
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