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Laurie Member Since: 22 Feb 2008 Location: Sussex, England Posts: 2897 |
Hey Andy. This is the jokes column.
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17th Feb 2018 8:44pm |
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GREENI Member Since: 22 Aug 2010 Location: staffs Posts: 10381 |
My mum said I was really premature.
But she looked so hot. |
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17th Feb 2018 9:52pm |
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davew Member Since: 02 Jan 2012 Location: North Yorkshire Posts: 888 |
I visited the zoo today, they had a baguette in one of the cages.
I asked the keeper about it and he said it was bread in captivity. Elton John has been really depressed since losing his e-reader in a tornado... like a kindle in the wind. http://www.yorkshireoffroadclub.net/ |
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17th Feb 2018 10:24pm |
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VeeTee Member Since: 06 Mar 2011 Location: Somewhere Posts: 1512 |
Click image to enlarge Cheers, Vincent 1959 Polynorm 1/4 Ton Trailer, Olive Drab Green (sold) 1970 M416 Military Trailer (Camping Trailer Conversion), Epsom Green (sold) 1975 Series III 88 V6, Light Green (sadly sold) 1996 Defender 110 CSW 300 Tdi, Epsom Green (sold) 2000 Freelander 1 TD4 3-drs, Silver (sold) 2006 Freelander 1 TD4 5-drs Facelift Automatic, Tonga Green (sold) MySite |
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18th Feb 2018 8:15am |
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DAZ110 Member Since: 06 Dec 2007 Location: East Sussex Posts: 2039 |
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18th Feb 2018 10:15am |
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Laurie Member Since: 22 Feb 2008 Location: Sussex, England Posts: 2897 |
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18th Feb 2018 12:46pm |
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sharkey964 Member Since: 05 Oct 2014 Location: On a muddy track Posts: 574 |
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18th Feb 2018 1:03pm |
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Merlin Member Since: 30 Oct 2010 Location: Newmarket Posts: 981 |
A stork can bring a baby.
But a swallow never will. Merlin |
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20th Feb 2018 5:45pm |
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smb Member Since: 15 Jan 2013 Location: Cheshire Posts: 1232 |
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1st Mar 2018 9:00pm |
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Rashers Member Since: 21 Jun 2015 Location: Norfolk Posts: 3498 |
That is excellent
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1st Mar 2018 9:09pm |
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Procta Member Since: 03 Dec 2016 Location: Sunderland Posts: 5166 |
I wonder if the two sports cars met and said look it never happened agreed?
Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back Success is 90% Inspiration and 4 minutes Preparation # you can make it! |
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2nd Apr 2018 1:39pm |
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mk1collector Member Since: 17 Sep 2009 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 6769 |
Just goes to show you can't beat a mk1 golf I may be biased Ray
My build thread http://www.defender2.net/forum/topic17615.html |
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2nd Apr 2018 1:54pm |
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custom90 Member Since: 21 Jan 2010 Location: South West, England. Posts: 20358 |
£9k steering box anyone?
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13th Apr 2018 8:46pm |
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bpman Member Since: 21 May 2008 Location: Oslo Posts: 8069 |
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13th Apr 2018 10:04pm |
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