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| stanley Member Since: 18 Sep 2009 Location: Dorset /hampshire Posts: 1032   
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Just received an unsolicitated email about the dangers of processed meat , ................I think it's spam
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27th Oct 2015 8:23am |
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| Kevin MaxxRaxx Member Since: 02 Nov 2015 Location: Godstone, Surrey Posts: 1
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I bet he was ronery without Arec Barrdrin... We can take five you know... |
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2nd Nov 2015 2:31pm |
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| Riccarton Member Since: 10 Aug 2015 Location: Gods' Own Country Posts: 280  
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Mickey Mouse in a divorse court.
The judge says "you can't divorce Mini because she has buck teeth" Mickey replies "I didn't say she had buck teeth!! I said she was f*****g Goofy!!!" |
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2nd Nov 2015 7:52pm |
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| JWL Member Since: 26 Oct 2011 Location: Hereford Posts: 3443  
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My best friend got mad at me because he caught me sniffing his sister's panties.
It didn't help that she was still wearing them, or that his whole family was there too. It made the rest of his sister's funeral really awkward....... |
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3rd Nov 2015 11:38pm |
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| WhiskyJackR Member Since: 25 Nov 2014 Location: Lizard Posts: 159
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ha ha ha, brilliant. sorry that's all I can muster! Any farther South and I'll need to trade the Defender in for a Landing Craft
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4th Nov 2015 12:28am |
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| Laurie Member Since: 22 Feb 2008 Location: Sussex, England Posts: 2897 
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Cadbury have announced that they're going to start adding sultanas to Fruit and Nut bars as a cost cutting measure - they are half the price of the raisins they currently use.
Guess it's all down to the currant exchange rate...  |
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4th Nov 2015 5:43pm |
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| Venomator Member Since: 25 Aug 2014 Location: Peterborough Posts: 2087
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Sorry about the quality, just thought fellow D2 members may appreciate this...
Click image to enlarge Rog...
The GREEN One... MY2016 Urban Truck Build Thread - http://www.defender2.net/forum/topic40548....al[/color] |
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6th Nov 2015 8:36pm |
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| shaggydog Member Since: 12 Aug 2012 Location: Kent Posts: 3347 
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HAHAHA yes
  Running Restoration Thread http://www.defender2.net/forum/post323197.html#323197
Self confessed mileage hunter  |
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6th Nov 2015 8:42pm |
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| shaggydog Member Since: 12 Aug 2012 Location: Kent Posts: 3347
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What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forrest1  Running Restoration Thread http://www.defender2.net/forum/post323197.html#323197
Self confessed mileage hunter |
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7th Nov 2015 12:02am |
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| Venomator Member Since: 25 Aug 2014 Location: Peterborough Posts: 2087
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In Catholic schools students are taught that lying is a sin.
However, instructors are also advised that using a bit of imagination is OK to express the truth differently without lying. Below is a perfect example of this teaching: Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favor?' 'Of course, child. What can I do for you?' 'Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Could you possibly hide it under your robes for me?' 'I would love to help you my dear, but I must warn you, I will not tell a lie.' 'With your honest face, Father, I'm sure that no one will question you.' When they got to customs, she let the priest go first. The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?' 'From the top of my head down to my waist I have nothing to declare.' The official thought this answer a little strange, so he asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?' 'I have a marvelous instrument that has been designed for use on women, but which, to date, remains unused.' Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next please!' Rog...
The GREEN One... MY2016 Urban Truck Build Thread - http://www.defender2.net/forum/topic40548....al[/color] |
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7th Nov 2015 11:40am |
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| Grenadier Member Since: 23 Jul 2014 Location: The foot of Mont Blanc... Posts: 5804  
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Makes me laugh every time I re-read it. Credit to Mrs Grenadier, she loves it too.... 
The problem is she suffers double, as I feel this same confusion and sadness both for my Landy but my Triumph too..  Monsieur Le Grenadier
I've not been everywhere, but it's on my list..... 2011 Puma 110DC - Corris Grey |
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7th Nov 2015 11:48am |
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| Venomator Member Since: 25 Aug 2014 Location: Peterborough Posts: 2087
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Another BookFace jobby...
Click image to enlarge Rog...
The GREEN One... MY2016 Urban Truck Build Thread - http://www.defender2.net/forum/topic40548....al[/color] |
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9th Nov 2015 11:41am |
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| WhiskyJackR Member Since: 25 Nov 2014 Location: Lizard Posts: 159
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Ha Haaaa, crying now
 with laughter  Top Marks to Venomater with priest going through customs, absolute classic, made my night Any farther South and I'll need to trade the Defender in for a Landing Craft |
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15th Nov 2015 10:05pm |
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| Lorryman100 Member Since: 01 Oct 2010 Location: Here Posts: 2686 |
http://www.scotsman.com/news/odd/larkhall-...-1-3954771
Admin note: this post has had its images recovered from a money grabbing photo hosting site and reinstated |
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23rd Nov 2015 11:48pm |
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