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JWL



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custom90steve wrote:
I wonder if John West Tuna chunks actually contains 100% Tuna chunks and not John West chunks. Shocked Shocked

Rolling with laughter Whistle


Unfortunate if they're related to the Wests' of Gloucester.
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ZeDefender



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Shocked Where's the "vomit" emoticon? Tell someone you love them today because life is short.
But shout it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing...
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Rolling with laughter Cheers, Vincent
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ZeDefender



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Rolling with laughter Thumbs Up Tell someone you love them today because life is short.
But shout it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing...
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Laurie



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ZeDefender wrote:
Shocked Where's the "vomit" emoticon?

 
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Tescos have a special offer next week on petrol, diesel and burgers. They're calling it 'only fuels and horses'. Darren

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ZeDefender



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Latest scandal: Government scientists suspect Birds Eye peas may contain sweetcorn... Tell someone you love them today because life is short.
But shout it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing...
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Rakthi



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LandRoverAnorak



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News flash: fish fingers found to contain seahorse! Darren

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AlpsLandy



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Seems the meat scandal has moved on from the supermarkets to B&Q, where their wooden flooring has been found to have laminit..... (Sp for effect Smile) 2011 Defender 90 SW
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TheWarden



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My favourite at the moment.... apparently welsh lamb has been found to contain traces of human DNA....
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JWL



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So horsemeat has been found in meatballs from Ikea, I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere.............you'll just have to make it yourself.
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TheWarden wrote:
My favourite at the moment.... apparently welsh lamb has been found to contain traces of human DNA....

yep thats right we f**k em and you eat them Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
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JWL



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Years ago playing rugby against some Welsh team we were psyching them up with a bit of friendly banter such as chanting(childish I know but funny at the time), "Whales, Whales, Whales are f**king great fishes!" This somewhat stopped when the giant tight head sheep sh**ging prop walked over and quietly said "Nobody heard of an Englishman 'till somebody f**ked a pig" Shocked
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Gay flight attendent
THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT:
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant , who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend , he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly , so lovely people , if you could just put your trays up , that would be super.'

On his trip back up the aisle , he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo , so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'

She calmly turned her head and said , 'In my country , I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.'

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied , without missing a beat ,
'Well , sweet-cheeks , in my country I'm called a Queen , so I outrank you. Tray-up , Bitch!' 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
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