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Nickwill



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Post #202509 17th Jan 2013 7:53am
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DAZ110



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I had Tesco burgers last night, they made me start coughing.
I'm a little horse today.
Post #202520 17th Jan 2013 8:56am
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custom90



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Tiger Woods tries to buy his ex wife back.
http://www.aol.co.uk/video/tiger-woods-off...=webmail16
Only Tiger Wood. Whistle

Rolling with laughter ⭐️⭐️God Bless the USA 🇬🇧🇺🇸 ⭐️⭐️
Post #202556 17th Jan 2013 12:42pm
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bpman



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Post #203961 21st Jan 2013 6:04pm
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farmer giles



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Post #204234 22nd Jan 2013 10:08am
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LandRoverAnorak



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I bought a lasagne yesterday but I made sure to pick one that it was low in salt and low in shergar. Darren

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Post #209426 8th Feb 2013 9:07am
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GUM97



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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter I can see these horse jokes going on for quite a while Laughing An engine to TDi for!
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Post #209429 8th Feb 2013 9:15am
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JWL



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Hmm, horsemeat in ready meal lasagne, something fishy going on Rolling Eyes
Post #209465 8th Feb 2013 10:59am
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bilko



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Post #209468 8th Feb 2013 11:10am
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ZeDefender



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Rolling with laughter Bow down Big Cry Rolling with laughter Tell someone you love them today because life is short.
But shout it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing...
Post #209475 8th Feb 2013 11:31am
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Andrew james



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I like to see my food before I eat it, so I've booked tickets for the Grand National this year.
Post #209532 8th Feb 2013 5:18pm
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Small Clanger



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My wife went out for a burger at seven o'clock last night, she came in at ten to one.
Post #209539 8th Feb 2013 5:39pm
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custom90



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JWL wrote:
Hmm, horsemeat in ready meal lasagne, something fishy going on Rolling Eyes

have they put fish in it too? Shocked Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter ⭐️⭐️God Bless the USA 🇬🇧🇺🇸 ⭐️⭐️
Post #209622 8th Feb 2013 7:59pm
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custom90



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I wonder if John West Tuna chunks actually contains 100% Tuna chunks and not John West chunks. Shocked Shocked

Rolling with laughter Whistle ⭐️⭐️God Bless the USA 🇬🇧🇺🇸 ⭐️⭐️
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custom90steve wrote:
I wonder if John West Tuna chunks actually contains 100% Tuna chunks and not John West chunks. Shocked Shocked

Rolling with laughter Whistle


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