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party monkey



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A recent survey compiled by Buckingham University stated that 90% of blokes regularly knock one out whilst taking a shower. The remaining 10% sing.

Anyone know what the most popular song was ??????

























Nope, me neither Whistle  Jon - 110 td5 [sold]. Currently Defenderless.
Post #157022 20th Jul 2012 5:37pm
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spudfan



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Only one? WIMPS Mr. Green 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
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ZeDefender



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Oh great - just learned yet another euphemism for having a Censored Laughing

I originally read "knocking one out" as a posh way of saying "I fell unconscious" Rolling Eyes Tell someone you love them today because life is short.
But shout it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing...
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spudfan



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Dare I say it, but "That" is one sport we will never see in the Olympics. Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
Does'nt mean that one must give up practicing, just in case of course. Mr. Green 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
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ZeDefender



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"Throwing the Javelin" Whistle

Or the hammer, depending on one's build... Tell someone you love them today because life is short.
But shout it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing...
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spudfan



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ZeDefender wrote:
"Throwing the Javelin" Whistle

Or the hammer, depending on one's build...

Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "Throwing one's weight around" Rolling with laughter 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
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wslr



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I got sent this one the other day.


Quote:
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, Australian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the Aussies, in the weeks that followed, an American archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet and, shortly after, a story was published in the New York Times:

"American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have
concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech
communications network 50 years earlier than the Australians".

One week later, the Council in Cornwall reported the following:

"After digging as deep as 30 feet in St Just, Denzil Penberthy a self-taught
archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely Censored all. Denzil has
therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Cornwall had already gone wireless."
Post #157064 20th Jul 2012 7:19pm
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bm52



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@ wslr - that is brilliant BM52
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bpman



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an absolute classic ... well worth the read...

A young man wished to purchase a present for his sweetheart and after careful consideration, he decided on a pair of gloves. Accompanied by his sweethearts sister, he went to a department store and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the items got mixed up. The sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, he sealed the package and sent it to her with this note.

Dearest Darling,
This is a little gift to show my affection for you on our Anniversary. I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when you go out in the evenings. If it had not been for your younger sister, I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears the short ones that are easy to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me a pair that she had been wearing for three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had the sales girl try them on and she really looked great. I wish I could put them on you for the first time. No doubt other mens hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.

When you take them off, blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Be sure to keep them on when you clean them or they might shrink. I hope you will like them and wear them for me on Friday night.

All my love,

P.S. Just think of how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. Also, the latest style is to wear them folded down with the fur showing.


Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
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custom90



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^^^^ Rolling with laughter ⭐️⭐️God Bless the USA 🇬🇧🇺🇸 ⭐️⭐️
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ZeDefender



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Thumbs Up Laughing Tell someone you love them today because life is short.
But shout it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing...
Post #157162 21st Jul 2012 12:44pm
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wslr



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This got posted on a LR Specialist forum. Thought it was quite funny.



Admin note: this post has had its images recovered from a money grabbing photo hosting site and reinstated Mr. Green
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ZeDefender



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Now that's just too close to the bone Big Cry Tell someone you love them today because life is short.
But shout it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing...
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spudfan



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Back to the doors being an optional extra I see. 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
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^^ atleast the air con will be better Thumbs Up
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