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Procta



Member Since: 03 Dec 2016
Location: Sunderland
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United Kingdom 
i was told a story by a bloke in the barber shop some years ago, about Kim Jong Un, Some barber down London, posted an add up, about Kim Jong Un hair cut, stating hair cuts like Kim Jong Un cuts here, or something a long those lines. What happened two days later two heavies came in, and told him to take that down. It turned out that Kim Jong Un has some heavy connections in the UK. Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back

Success is 90% Inspiration and 4 minutes Preparation # you can make it!
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spudfan



Member Since: 10 Sep 2007
Location: Co Donegal
Posts: 4728
Ireland 
Two Land Rover men discussing a series Land Rover owned by one of them.
Land Rover man no.1 "What's it like on fuel?".
Land Rover man no.2 "Not too bad. It runs mostly on oil....". 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
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Cragster69



Member Since: 15 Jun 2021
Location: Scotland
Posts: 204
Scotland 2007 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 CSW Cairns Blue

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macfrank



Member Since: 05 Nov 2015
Location: somewhere in the north
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Germany 2015 Defender 110 Puma 2.2 SW Keswick Green
Rolling with laughter I wonder which one is half price Whistle
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spudfan



Member Since: 10 Sep 2007
Location: Co Donegal
Posts: 4728
Ireland 

Click image to enlarge 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
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Black Puma



Member Since: 31 Jan 2015
Location: Sydney
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United Kingdom 2011 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 SW Sumatra Black
Rolling with laughter
Post #1054556 13th Dec 2024 9:41am
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LR Nuts



Member Since: 10 Aug 2022
Location: UK
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I went shopping for the wife's Christmas present at John Lewis today, can't remember if she said she wanted a Hair Dryer or a Air Fryer. Whistle Whistle
Post #1054575 13th Dec 2024 10:53am
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Cragster69



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Location: Scotland
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Scotland 2007 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 CSW Cairns Blue

 Craig.

“Don't believe everything you read on the internet.” ― Abraham Lincoln

www.scotgrc.co.uk
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Cragster69



Member Since: 15 Jun 2021
Location: Scotland
Posts: 204
Scotland 2007 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 CSW Cairns Blue

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“Don't believe everything you read on the internet.” ― Abraham Lincoln

www.scotgrc.co.uk
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Cragster69



Member Since: 15 Jun 2021
Location: Scotland
Posts: 204
Scotland 2007 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 CSW Cairns Blue

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“Don't believe everything you read on the internet.” ― Abraham Lincoln

www.scotgrc.co.uk
Post #1055414 23rd Dec 2024 12:00pm
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Cragster69



Member Since: 15 Jun 2021
Location: Scotland
Posts: 204
Scotland 2007 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 CSW Cairns Blue

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“Don't believe everything you read on the internet.” ― Abraham Lincoln

www.scotgrc.co.uk
Post #1055415 23rd Dec 2024 12:00pm
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spudfan



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I got a new air guitar. Does anyone want the old one? 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
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RoadForce



Member Since: 17 Jul 2014
Location: Holland
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Netherlands 2000 Defender 130 Td5 HCPU Coniston Green
It depends, is it a left or right handed air guitar? Defender 130 HCPU Td5 MY2000
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Muddybigdog



Member Since: 11 Apr 2014
Location: Suffolk
Posts: 1026
United Kingdom 2007 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 XS CSW Zambezi Silver

 Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200
Puma 90 XS - Sold
D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold)
Freelander 2 HSE - Sold
Freelander 1 - Sold
Disco 2 - Sold
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Muddybigdog



Member Since: 11 Apr 2014
Location: Suffolk
Posts: 1026
United Kingdom 2007 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 XS CSW Zambezi Silver

Click image to enlarge Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200
Puma 90 XS - Sold
D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold)
Freelander 2 HSE - Sold
Freelander 1 - Sold
Disco 2 - Sold
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