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Laurie



Member Since: 22 Feb 2008
Location: Sussex, England
Posts: 2897

England 2005 Defender 90 Td5 XS CSW Bonatti Grey

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Naks



Member Since: 27 Jan 2009
Location: Stellenbosch, ZA
Posts: 2638

South Africa 2010 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 SW Alpine White

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too soon? Rolling with laughter --
2010 Defender Puma 90 + BAS remap + Alive IC + Slickshift + Ashcroft ATB rear
2015 Range Rover Sport V8 Supercharged



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Post #818858 9th Mar 2020 7:21am
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ssg



Member Since: 01 Mar 2018
Location: North East
Posts: 65

United Kingdom 
My uncle Eric was sh*t ventrilaquist.
He used to put his fingers up my ar*e and tell me not to say anything?
Post #818896 9th Mar 2020 12:05pm
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Grenadier



Member Since: 23 Jul 2014
Location: The foot of Mont Blanc...
Posts: 5818

France 2011 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 DCPU Corris Grey

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 Monsieur Le Grenadier

I've not been everywhere, but it's on my list.....

2011 Puma 110DC - Corris Grey
Post #819115 11th Mar 2020 11:22am
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Laurie



Member Since: 22 Feb 2008
Location: Sussex, England
Posts: 2897

England 2005 Defender 90 Td5 XS CSW Bonatti Grey
Oops! Picture won't post... Crying or Very sad 
Post #820074 18th Mar 2020 9:07am
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ZeDefender



Member Since: 15 Sep 2011
Location: Munich
Posts: 4731

Germany 2011 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 SW Baltic Blue
Rolling with laughter Question Tell someone you love them today because life is short.
But shout it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing...
Post #820184 19th Mar 2020 6:42am
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Procta



Member Since: 03 Dec 2016
Location: Sunderland
Posts: 5173

United Kingdom 
A bloke on a tractor has just driven past me and my dad shouting “The end of the world is nigh!” “The end of the world is nigh!” “The end of the world is Censored nigh!”
I think it was Farmer Geddon. Shocked Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back

Success is 90% Inspiration and 4 minutes Preparation # you can make it!
Post #820509 21st Mar 2020 1:46pm
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Adammacky



Member Since: 28 Dec 2019
Location: West Midlands
Posts: 309

United Kingdom 
Wife found a spider in the house yesterday
She said can you take it out don't kill it
We went out for a few beers and a bite to eat, nice guy, turns out hes a web designer
Post #820510 21st Mar 2020 1:58pm
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Spiritbeth



Member Since: 24 Mar 2017
Location: Hampshire
Posts: 15

United Kingdom 1996 Defender 90 300 Tdi CSW Rioja Red
On the spider theme.....

"We call my grandad Spiderman"
"Why?, does he have superpowers?'"
"No, he just can't get out of the bath"
Post #820555 21st Mar 2020 8:13pm
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Grenadier



Member Since: 23 Jul 2014
Location: The foot of Mont Blanc...
Posts: 5818

France 2011 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 DCPU Corris Grey

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 Monsieur Le Grenadier

I've not been everywhere, but it's on my list.....

2011 Puma 110DC - Corris Grey
Post #820852 23rd Mar 2020 4:18pm
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discomog



Member Since: 09 May 2015
Location: Notts/Lincs Border
Posts: 2527

United Kingdom 2015 Defender 90 Puma 2.2 XS CSW Santorini Black

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 Defender 90XS SW
Mini Countryman Cooper S
Morgan Plus 8
Post #820856 23rd Mar 2020 4:41pm
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Procta



Member Since: 03 Dec 2016
Location: Sunderland
Posts: 5173

United Kingdom 
https://www.facebook.com/ItsGoneViralOffic...346032527/

Laughing Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back

Success is 90% Inspiration and 4 minutes Preparation # you can make it!
Post #822190 29th Mar 2020 10:56pm
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gilarion



Member Since: 05 Dec 2013
Location: Wales
Posts: 5110

Wales 2007 Defender 90 Other CSW Trident Green

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 For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at..

http://www.youtube.com/user/conwy1
Post #822247 30th Mar 2020 11:45am
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gilarion



Member Since: 05 Dec 2013
Location: Wales
Posts: 5110

Wales 2007 Defender 90 Other CSW Trident Green

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 For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at..

http://www.youtube.com/user/conwy1
Post #822716 1st Apr 2020 12:02pm
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Balvaig



Member Since: 19 Feb 2016
Location: Fife
Posts: 730

Scotland 2016 Defender 90 Puma 2.2 Landmark LE Corris Grey
I've developed a soft spot for her indoors during lockdown -
It's the quicksands in Morecambe Bay. Whistle
Post #822937 2nd Apr 2020 12:24pm
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