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Landymatt



Member Since: 31 Dec 2018
Location: York
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People are always shocked when they discover I’m not an electrician.

A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter.
How dairy.
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Procta



Member Since: 03 Dec 2016
Location: Sunderland
Posts: 5212
United Kingdom 

Click image to enlarge Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back

Success is 90% Inspiration and 4 minutes Preparation # you can make it!
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spudfan



Member Since: 10 Sep 2007
Location: Co Donegal
Posts: 4722
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Laughing Laughing 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
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spudfan



Member Since: 10 Sep 2007
Location: Co Donegal
Posts: 4722
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 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
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Muddybigdog



Member Since: 11 Apr 2014
Location: Suffolk
Posts: 1025
United Kingdom 2007 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 XS CSW Zambezi Silver
 Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200
Puma 90 XS - Sold
D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold)
Freelander 2 HSE - Sold
Freelander 1 - Sold
Disco 2 - Sold
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spudfan



Member Since: 10 Sep 2007
Location: Co Donegal
Posts: 4722
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Click image to enlarge 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
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Laurie



Member Since: 22 Feb 2008
Location: Sussex, England
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England 2005 Defender 90 Td5 XS CSW Bonatti Grey
I went to the card shop yesterday and said, "Do you sell bereavement cards?"

"Yes we do," replied the assistant.

"Good," I said. "Could I exchange this 'Get Well Soon' card for one?" 
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Muddybigdog



Member Since: 11 Apr 2014
Location: Suffolk
Posts: 1025
United Kingdom 2007 Defender 90 Puma 2.4 XS CSW Zambezi Silver
Great to see you back on the Def2 forum Laurie. Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200
Puma 90 XS - Sold
D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold)
Freelander 2 HSE - Sold
Freelander 1 - Sold
Disco 2 - Sold
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Slideywindows



Member Since: 09 Sep 2016
Location: North Essex
Posts: 1286
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Last year I had an affair with one of a pair of twins.


People always asked me how I could tell them apart.



The other one had a beard, I replied.
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Laurie



Member Since: 22 Feb 2008
Location: Sussex, England
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England 2005 Defender 90 Td5 XS CSW Bonatti Grey
Muddybigdog wrote:
Great to see you back on the Def2 forum Laurie.

I've been here. Just not had much to say. 
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Rashers



Member Since: 21 Jun 2015
Location: Norfolk
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United Kingdom 2014 Defender 110 Puma 2.2 USW Corris Grey
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spudfan



Member Since: 10 Sep 2007
Location: Co Donegal
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Click image to enlarge 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
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Arkaig



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Location: Highland
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spudfan



Member Since: 10 Sep 2007
Location: Co Donegal
Posts: 4722
Ireland 
Must get some for the wife.... 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
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spudfan



Member Since: 10 Sep 2007
Location: Co Donegal
Posts: 4722
Ireland 

Click image to enlarge 1982 88" 2.25 diesel
1992 110 200tdi csw -Zikali
2008 110 2.4 tdci csw-Zulu
2011 110 2.4 tdci csw-Masai
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