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mk1collector Member Since: 17 Sep 2009 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 6769 |
Twiglets!!! How dare you talk about such filth Ray My build thread http://www.defender2.net/forum/topic17615.html |
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22nd Sep 2017 9:18pm |
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Swine&Small Member Since: 20 Mar 2017 Location: Norfolk Posts: 1223 |
You offer money and they turn you down
You offer Irn Bro and they turn you down You offer Cheesey Whosits and they turn you down You offer Twiglets and the B******s still turn you down How about a nice cup of tea 1983 Series 3 Pick up in Marine Blue 1967 Morris Traveller 1966 Morris Convertible 2012 VW T5 Camper Quod Abundat Non Obstat. |
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22nd Sep 2017 9:36pm |
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Swine&Small Member Since: 20 Mar 2017 Location: Norfolk Posts: 1223 |
Think I married her 1983 Series 3 Pick up in Marine Blue
1967 Morris Traveller 1966 Morris Convertible 2012 VW T5 Camper Quod Abundat Non Obstat. |
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23rd Sep 2017 8:00am |
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Ramsay Member Since: 30 Sep 2015 Location: Moffat, Dumfries & Galloway Posts: 627 |
£100 24 tins of Cydrax and a box of Seabrooks crisps flavour of your choice as I expect you are some sort of heathen and don't like Wuster sauce. And that is my final offer. 1995 Defender 110 CSW
1971 SIIA Lightweight |
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23rd Sep 2017 8:09am |
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Rashers Member Since: 21 Jun 2015 Location: Norfolk Posts: 3508 |
"I expect you are some sort of heathen and don't like Wuster sauce"
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23rd Sep 2017 8:11am |
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TooTall Member Since: 10 Jul 2012 Location: Fens Posts: 504 |
Naar-Ritch The only place where a full bottle of 'wuster makes you a King "Ease your worries, Clear-up your woes, Go into your garage & put stuff into rows." |
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23rd Sep 2017 8:32am |
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Rashers Member Since: 21 Jun 2015 Location: Norfolk Posts: 3508 |
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23rd Sep 2017 8:56am |
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gilarion Member Since: 05 Dec 2013 Location: Wales Posts: 5111 |
No messing about!
I will come in with a deal that cannot be refused 2 Paper fivers (very rare now) A small plastic sample tub of Marmite A box of chocolate Almonds (minus the chocolate) One Domino’s Pizza buy one get one free voucher And to grease your palm further Three Moto service station foil wrapped butter pats (slightly squashed) Oh! and some string and a fishing hook For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at.. http://www.youtube.com/user/conwy1 |
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23rd Sep 2017 12:01pm |
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Jimb1978 Member Since: 05 Sep 2012 Location: Huddersfield Posts: 808 |
Have you just tried to buy my Land Rover with the contents of your cubby box? 2002 110 td5
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23rd Sep 2017 12:06pm |
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Procta Member Since: 03 Dec 2016 Location: Sunderland Posts: 5183 |
I will offer you,
4 onion bhaji yes 4 One cheese naan bread one madras chicken curry with pelaw rice chips sound like a good offer? if so I will get it ordered and in the post 1st class for you on Monday morning. Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back Success is 90% Inspiration and 4 minutes Preparation # you can make it! |
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7th Oct 2017 6:59pm |
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Cupboard Member Since: 21 Mar 2014 Location: Suffolk Posts: 2971 |
WBAC is offering me £650 more than I paid for mine 3 years and 36,000 miles ago?!
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8th Oct 2017 11:48am |
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Jimb1978 Member Since: 05 Sep 2012 Location: Huddersfield Posts: 808 |
I’ll give them their due, they really want it. They keep emailing me telling me how long I have left before the offer expires. 2002 110 td5
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8th Oct 2017 4:16pm |
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Swine&Small Member Since: 20 Mar 2017 Location: Norfolk Posts: 1223 |
Ok if you insist, but only because I am nice and only until Wednesday 1983 Series 3 Pick up in Marine Blue 1967 Morris Traveller 1966 Morris Convertible 2012 VW T5 Camper Quod Abundat Non Obstat. |
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8th Oct 2017 4:19pm |
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gilarion Member Since: 05 Dec 2013 Location: Wales Posts: 5111 |
You could take Swine&Smalls offer of his increased bid of a packet of Seabrook or take WBAC's offer
But I would like the opportunity to trump both party's bids with this: Last Tuesdays winning Euro Lottery results A Demis Roussos cassette tape (never been played) A Black and white photo of Mr Spock. A 1960’s letter from a Nan to a teacher explaining how the dog ate her grandson’s homework. A little silver Top Hat from a Monopoly game. Four Farmfood vouchers giving £5.00 off when you spend £30.00 (valid till the end of the month) A copy of a Chateau Lafite wine label (to be stuck over a cheapo wine bottle to impress your friends) And finally I have saved this till last as I am sure it will be a deal maker Framed and mounted the original hole from Henry's Bucket, with a letter of authenticity signed by Dear Liza For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at.. http://www.youtube.com/user/conwy1 |
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8th Oct 2017 4:53pm |
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