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Swine&Small



Member Since: 20 Mar 2017
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DAMN !!!! Big Cry 1983 Series 3 Pick up in Marine Blue
1967 Morris Traveller
1966 Morris Convertible
2012 VW T5 Camper
Quod Abundat Non Obstat.
Post #655894 8th Oct 2017 5:37pm
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Procta



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ok I have the very thing, that can beat gilarions offer
I have a copy of microsoft windows 94 that has fresh air support! Its never been installed at all. Very Happy Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back

Success is 90% Inspiration and 4 minutes Preparation # you can make it!
Post #656245 9th Oct 2017 11:09pm
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Swine&Small



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Now that is tempting....I could do with that to update mine...any chance of a swap with a er...er ...um.. a.Defender ??
Whistle
Swine 1983 Series 3 Pick up in Marine Blue
1967 Morris Traveller
1966 Morris Convertible
2012 VW T5 Camper
Quod Abundat Non Obstat.
Post #656270 10th Oct 2017 8:04am
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gilarion



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Procta wrote:
ok I have the very thing, that can beat gilarions offer
I have a copy of microsoft windows 94 that has fresh air support! Its never been installed at all. Very Happy


I have the only copy in existence of Windows 1 ‘Skylight’ edition; this has the added extra of being able to change the colour of the blue screen of death to either bright pink or a very nice shade of purple. There is also an option to start the operating system already corrupted, meaning all the work done yesterday has gone, thus saving you time with the nonsense pop up window telling you that Windows has encountered an error and any work not saved will be lost.

As I feel my offer list was more than generous I will not be adding this to it. However I am willing to do a deal with anyone who had a decent Range Rover they would like to swap for it. For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at..

http://www.youtube.com/user/conwy1
Post #656342 10th Oct 2017 2:17pm
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Swine&Small



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My Sinclair has that. Why i wanted the Windows '94 was the Graphics Package.
But what the hell..
My Sinclair + software+ latest update (1991), I packet of washed (stain free) Cheesey Wotsits
and my collection of Crossply tyre inner tubes...104 in total. Now we are talking real money ! Laughing
Post #656352 10th Oct 2017 2:50pm
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gilarion



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Wales 2007 Defender 90 Other CSW Trident Green
Swine&Small wrote:
Mmy collection of Crossply tyre inner tubes...104 in total.


Inner Tubes are so last year!

Latest Offer

Five holes from Polo Mints

Isle of Man army knife (a little bit like the Swiss version)

The carpenters shaving’s from Long John Silver’s wooden leg

A small amount of wax from the candle featured in Elton’s Johns song Candle in the Wind

A strand of Donald Trump’s hair with a cloning kit so you can grow your own Donald

An empty bottle either for a ship or a message etc. the possibilities are endless

A set of pictures that Big Ears was blackmailing Noddy with

And to top the list a working Black Hole securely stored in a Tesco bag for life. For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at..

http://www.youtube.com/user/conwy1
Post #656356 10th Oct 2017 3:05pm
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Swine&Small



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That was below the belt Big Cry
I am retiring hurt until I can recover ( and check my attic ) Laughing 1983 Series 3 Pick up in Marine Blue
1967 Morris Traveller
1966 Morris Convertible
2012 VW T5 Camper
Quod Abundat Non Obstat.
Post #656370 10th Oct 2017 4:18pm
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Procta



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ok on top of my windows 94, i have managed to dig out a copy of windows 92 tartan edition, which is on a 12 inch disk,
so i will throw that in,
also a packet for Tea bag scratchings
a device that goes up, down, side to side. ( only one to exist)
a signed photo from joe king Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back

Success is 90% Inspiration and 4 minutes Preparation # you can make it!
Post #656695 11th Oct 2017 11:05pm
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Swine&Small



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Final offer!!!! (Sucker Punch)
3 volumes from a 1982 Encyclopaedia Britannica (Mint)
Copy of Austin Allegro Owners Handbook
2, repeat 2, Lp's of Sing along with Max (Max Bygraves)
1 Inner tube for Sinclair C5
1 tin of ZamBuk ,partly used
Rotor arm from Hudson Terraplane,(part worn)
17 1/2" Ballbearing ,Seconds (slightly off the round)
Sturmey Archer 3 Speed gear change lever from a Rayleigh Roadster Bicycle
And a wheel nut from a 1947 Series One Prototype Centre Steer Land Rover.(Sorry but I cannot find the rest of the vehicle!,I seem to have forgotten where I left it in 1948).
1 pair of Rubber gloves,( for eating Cheese Wotsits)
Double Green stamps if offer taken up by 11th October 2017

And they call me the Killer Deal Maker Mr. Green 1983 Series 3 Pick up in Marine Blue
1967 Morris Traveller
1966 Morris Convertible
2012 VW T5 Camper
Quod Abundat Non Obstat.
Post #656727 12th Oct 2017 8:36am
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gilarion



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Do not be tempted until considering these

A small piece of paper giving the true reason why Napoleon kept his hand in his tunic.

A blackened hags tooth

A 1000 fairy light 100 Metre strand (hours of fun untangling it)

A copy of how to tune your voice to the whine of a Black & Decker battery drill

A 1908 edition of the high tides of Rhyl

A block of Lancashire’s Upper Ramsbottom mint cake (precursor to Kendal’s)

A NHS politically incorrect wrist brace for those who are deemed as Limp Wristed

And two catch up tickets for those considered to have missed the boat.

And to top Swine&Small a full book of Green shield stamps and a week of the CO OP divi! For those who like Welsh Mountains and narrow boats have a look at my videos and photos at..

http://www.youtube.com/user/conwy1
Post #656772 12th Oct 2017 12:47pm
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Swine&Small



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BUM !!!!
Banging Head Banging Head Banging Head Banging Head 1983 Series 3 Pick up in Marine Blue
1967 Morris Traveller
1966 Morris Convertible
2012 VW T5 Camper
Quod Abundat Non Obstat.
Post #656780 12th Oct 2017 1:01pm
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Swine&Small



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OK give up. Laughing
You obviously have more crap in your attic than I do in mine,or your wife is more forgiving regarding your accumulations than mine is. Now, what were we trying to get ???
Al the best Brian Bow down Bow down 1983 Series 3 Pick up in Marine Blue
1967 Morris Traveller
1966 Morris Convertible
2012 VW T5 Camper
Quod Abundat Non Obstat.
Post #656784 12th Oct 2017 1:06pm
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L110CDL



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Just loved this thread, awesome reading Laughing Wink 1996 Golf Blue 300Tdi 110 Pick up.

Keeper.

Clayton.
Post #656879 12th Oct 2017 7:54pm
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Procta



Member Since: 03 Dec 2016
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gilarion wrote:
Do not be tempted until considering these

A small piece of paper giving the true reason why Napoleon kept his hand in his tunic.

A blackened hags tooth

A 1000 fairy light 100 Metre strand (hours of fun untangling it)

A copy of how to tune your voice to the whine of a Black & Decker battery drill

A 1908 edition of the high tides of Rhyl

A block of Lancashire’s Upper Ramsbottom mint cake (precursor to Kendal’s)

A NHS politically incorrect wrist brace for those who are deemed as Limp Wristed

And two catch up tickets for those considered to have missed the boat.

And to top Swine&Small a full book of Green shield stamps and a week of the CO OP divi!


you can pick all that up on ebay for £2.50 Very Happy

I have a bottle full of fresh air, brewed from sunderland. will look great in the wine cab net etc

a computer that put man on mars running windows blue screen

a box of sky hooks

One long wait ( very useful )

tub of electric sparks

a book of choice phrases

2 yes 2 bottles of diluted water I will throw in the packets of powdered water to go with it. Defender TD5 90 ---/--- Peugeot 306 HDI hatch back

Success is 90% Inspiration and 4 minutes Preparation # you can make it!
Post #656944 13th Oct 2017 12:21am
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simon67



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A bucket of rocking horse droppings

Set of chicken teeth

Copy of the texts that Vernon Kay sent to that Page 3 bird

Or I could just match the £50 from We Buy Any Old Rubbish
Post #657066 13th Oct 2017 1:49pm
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