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| jimbob7 Member Since: 06 Jul 2013 Location: uk Posts: 2055  |
Dude,can't have all cock and no pussy.
My two.  Click image to enlarge[/img] Pov.spec,ftw. 2006, 110,TD5. |
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30th Dec 2013 11:19pm |
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| K9F Member Since: 12 Nov 2009 Location: Bournemouth Posts: 9610  
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^^^^
Tight ones are better supposedly.
I'm off to bed before I get barred. Nite nite!  
Click image to enlarge If you go through life with your head in the sand....all people will see is an ar5e!! Treat every day as if it is your last....one day you will be right!! |
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30th Dec 2013 11:27pm |
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| Defender SVX Member Since: 29 Jan 2009 Location: Co Durham Posts: 730 
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We'll chaps unless someone knows better I must admit to having the biggest cock, on the forum
Click image to enlarge At well over 4ft tall and weighing in at over 250kgs, I claim the title
It's proudly mounted at the end of the garden on a stone and concrete plinth, it is cast iron and was hand painted then lacquered by myself. It stands as a tribute to my late mother who always enjoyed keeping chickens and collecting associated memorabilia. Formerly mao99999 16 Focus RS Nitrous Blue. 11 FFRR TDV8 Vouge SE Black Black. 08 DEFENDER SVX SOFT TOP (SUPERB) 08 DEFENDER 110 DCPU Stornoway grey (Overland Exploration Unit) 05 Fiesta ST 150 Van 04 Jaguar XKR 4.2 Supercharged V8 02 DEFENDER 90 TD5 (next years soft top project) 95 DEFENDER 110 CSW 300 TDi Phoenix black 95 DEFENDER 90 HT Monti Carlo blue COUNTY 300 TDi 67 109" SERIES 2a TUNED 200 TDI 64 DAVID BROWN 990 rat look 55 86" SERIES 1 |
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31st Dec 2013 8:15am |
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| K9F Member Since: 12 Nov 2009 Location: Bournemouth Posts: 9610
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Now that Sir is a fine specimin.
And the largest cock I think I've seen. Nice and worthy tribute.
Where on earth do you source a 550lb cast iron, 4 ft cock? If you go through life with your head in the sand....all people will see is an ar5e!! Treat every day as if it is your last....one day you will be right!! |
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31st Dec 2013 8:20am |
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| Cakey Member Since: 19 Feb 2013 Location: Cheshire Posts: 468 
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Sorry did not read your reply, but its a strange thing of let's say , was going to say beauty .
I suppose you have the honour of having the largest cock in the area . Quite a feat I must say . Ron Jeremy would be proud |
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31st Dec 2013 8:54am |
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| DAZ110 Member Since: 06 Dec 2007 Location: East Sussex Posts: 2047
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Look at this whopper!
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31st Dec 2013 10:16am |
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| Defender SVX Member Since: 29 Jan 2009 Location: Co Durham Posts: 730
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It was sourced locally at Team Valley a garden ornament shop Chameleon mirrors it was lost and forlorn in white primer and slightly rusty appearance. We fastened it to a pallet and lifted on to the sankey with a fork truck and took it to work to be sand blasted/primed, I transported it home and hand painted the base and colours then sprayed several coats of lacquer. After the plinth was set we lifted it into place with the tractor loader and strops, secured with 4 pre set m16 threaded bar and welded the nuts. Since fitting I've seen a few more on my travels one at a shop off the a63 in Hull, a couple at a ornamental store Simply Dutch at Leeming Bar and one on a plinth just off m4 j48 near Llanelli. Apparently there is a bigger one at the garden centre at Towcester but I haven't seen it yet. Formerly mao99999 16 Focus RS Nitrous Blue. 11 FFRR TDV8 Vouge SE Black Black. 08 DEFENDER SVX SOFT TOP (SUPERB) 08 DEFENDER 110 DCPU Stornoway grey (Overland Exploration Unit) 05 Fiesta ST 150 Van 04 Jaguar XKR 4.2 Supercharged V8 02 DEFENDER 90 TD5 (next years soft top project) 95 DEFENDER 110 CSW 300 TDi Phoenix black 95 DEFENDER 90 HT Monti Carlo blue COUNTY 300 TDi 67 109" SERIES 2a TUNED 200 TDI 64 DAVID BROWN 990 rat look 55 86" SERIES 1 |
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31st Dec 2013 10:19am |
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| x-isle Member Since: 26 May 2011 Location: Midlands Posts: 1327  
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Not mine, but one I took a while back.
Click image to enlarge Screaming 'til my face turns Red - Craig Rogers by Craig Rogers, on Flickr Craig Rogers 2007 Puma 110 XS 2011 Evoque Coupe Dynamic Lux www.craigrogers.photography |
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31st Dec 2013 10:21am |
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| Smilesapart Member Since: 28 Sep 2013 Location: Suffolk Posts: 735
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Looking at the number of people that have viewed this post compared to the number that have contributed, it looks like there have been a lot of disappointed viewers.
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31st Dec 2013 1:26pm |
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| LandRoverAnorak Member Since: 17 Jul 2011 Location: Surrey Posts: 11324
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Or perhaps they feel unable to compete with the big cocks already featured
 Darren
110 USW BUILD THREAD - EXPEDITION TRAILER - 200tdi 90 BUILD THREAD - SANKEY TRAILER - IG@landroveranorak "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!" - Princess Leia |
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31st Dec 2013 2:51pm |
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| custom90 Member Since: 21 Jan 2010 Location: South West, England. Posts: 20588
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This thread really goes to show there really ought to be more females on here....
 Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes.
Big Brother is Watching. 🇬🇧🏴🏴🏴🇮🇪🇺🇸⛽️🛢️⚙️🧰💪 |
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31st Dec 2013 4:13pm |
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| NoDo$h Member Since: 18 Aug 2007 Location: Buried in deer guts in Dorset Posts: 972 
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Sadly I let my cock get a little too familiar with this foxy sort, so he's no longer fit for photos, but at least his last action on this earth was to fill her throat before stretching her back passage.
54 Freelander modded for mud 2008 D3 SE 2010 90 XS SW 1978 88 Series 3 undergoing surgery with a new owner 2007 90 County Truck Cab - gone 2006 D3 SE - gone 2004 Freelander Sport - gay 1999 Disco V8 ES rotted to bits |
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31st Dec 2013 6:15pm |
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| Smilesapart Member Since: 28 Sep 2013 Location: Suffolk Posts: 735
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Ha ha ha ha
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31st Dec 2013 6:26pm |
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| Defender-Stu Member Since: 14 Jun 2012 Location: South West England Posts: 1320
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Now that made me fall over laughing and the misses said its disgusting and we all need to get out more lol
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31st Dec 2013 6:27pm |
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