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K9F



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Cocks:- Your Pictures.
Bit tongue in cheek.... Rolling with laughter

We've had dogs, we've had horses....Why not cocks.... Shocked

I'll show mine if you show me yours..... Rolling with laughter

He does like a good stroking now and again. Whistle


Click image to enlarge If you go through life with your head in the sand....all people will see is an ar5e!!

Treat every day as if it is your last....one day you will be right!!

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AndyS



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You're not funny you know, no one's laughing. It's not big and clever.



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FERDELANCE



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Slightly white around the end and can be a bit 'active' in the morning too.

 Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

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Is that cock real...? Rolling with laughter
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K9F



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At nearly 6 months old he stands at 27" tall and able to crow the first few bars of Bohemian Rhapsody (unfortunately too early for me) I guess that possibly could make it big and clever?

Cool Bow down If you go through life with your head in the sand....all people will see is an ar5e!!

Treat every day as if it is your last....one day you will be right!!
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steve E



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Nice Cock Laughing
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K9F



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FERDELANCE wrote:
Slightly white around the end and can be a bit 'active' in the morning too.


Laughing Hello Son, long time no see (on here anyway). Bit of fatherly advice....Grasp it firmly by the neck and a harsh 'flick' on the back of the head will placate it almost instantaneously.

Thumbs Up If you go through life with your head in the sand....all people will see is an ar5e!!

Treat every day as if it is your last....one day you will be right!!
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custom90



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Mal, you may have one but I've got four. Rolling with laughter

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Sadly none of them around any more. Sad
Although we have two still but not quite so big.

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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

Mal I've just spat white wine all over my iPad! You owe me a new one!! Laughing Whistle

By the way guys, nice cocks Thumbs Up Mr. Green Rolling with laughter An engine to TDi for!
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Drinking wine! Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes.
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GUM97



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Whistle I need it after seeing the price of D4's today Rolling with laughter An engine to TDi for!
"Land Rover- Proudly turning drivers into mechanics since 1948"
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Thumbs Up Whistle Rolling with laughter NO ROAD..........EXCEPT FOR LANDROVER
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Perc



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K9F



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Perc you Customsteve (with four stuffed ones and two 'weenies' still drawing breath) and BPman are probably the only three genuine forum members that have cocks.

Off Topic Anyone got the recipe to make muffins as moist and sticky as Fannys?????






















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Fanny Craddock of course who else? Gum that'll be two IPads owed maybe? Been on the beer. No offence meant or implied. Martin feel free to yellow card me I am in a mischievious frame of mind.

Rolling with laughter If you go through life with your head in the sand....all people will see is an ar5e!!

Treat every day as if it is your last....one day you will be right!!

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custom90



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Perc wrote:
Genuine Swede. Very Happy

I think you mean one of these:

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Whistle

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No offence intentionally implied. Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes.
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