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Macpaul Member Since: 25 Mar 2013 Location: SW Surrey Posts: 439 |
It's really quite simple. Contraceptives in the drinking water - like fluoride. That way, only the people who can afford bottled water can have children. A sound policy for a happier Britain. 2003 Td5 110 Hardtop Now a 2013 110 USW too. |
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17th Sep 2014 4:49pm |
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redhandluke Member Since: 02 Jun 2013 Location: Northern Ireland Posts: 243 |
Do they drink water? Better add it to Buckfast and cider
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17th Sep 2014 5:04pm |
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custom90 Member Since: 21 Jan 2010 Location: South West, England. Posts: 20479 |
Stella Artois.
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17th Sep 2014 6:46pm |
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shaggydog Member Since: 12 Aug 2012 Location: Kent Posts: 3347 |
Well, we saw you coming sir.... Every time i hear someone say shabby chic I think of this sketch. And then I add a fifty to what I'm asking |
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17th Sep 2014 7:18pm |
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AndyS Member Since: 18 Aug 2012 Location: London Posts: 595 |
£46 for an indicator flasher relay. FFS.
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5th Oct 2014 2:11pm |
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munch90 Member Since: 26 Oct 2013 Location: guildford Posts: 3558 |
where did you pay 46 quid for a flasher unit ? what was it for?
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5th Oct 2014 2:17pm |
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AndyS Member Since: 18 Aug 2012 Location: London Posts: 595 |
From Land Rover for a 110 Defender. MOT this week so I didn't have time to shop around. Dammit.
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5th Oct 2014 2:47pm |
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munch90 Member Since: 26 Oct 2013 Location: guildford Posts: 3558 |
that is a RIP OFF and only proves what I have always said why bother with genuine parts unless no one else makes them
sorry but there the same flasher unit on lots of different cars you could have got a universial one from any motorfactors for maybe £5 or less could have used a 3 pin one just for mot there even cheaper ( sorry not really helping im I ) |
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5th Oct 2014 2:58pm |
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ZeDefender Member Since: 15 Sep 2011 Location: Munich Posts: 4731 |
... well I wouldn't recommend you as a bereavement counselor Tell someone you love them today because life is short.
But shout it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing... |
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5th Oct 2014 3:00pm |
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munch90 Member Since: 26 Oct 2013 Location: guildford Posts: 3558 |
don't worry we have all been caught at some time , live and learn as they say
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5th Oct 2014 3:10pm |
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gilarion Member Since: 05 Dec 2013 Location: Wales Posts: 5111 |
We have to remember that Land Rover take delivery of the relay from the supplier, then take it out of a box of hundreds, then carefully put it in either a nice little printed box or bag, then seal it, then print out a little label to stick on the box or bag, then log it into logistics, finally placing the relay very carefully on a shelf. Then when the order comes in for one carefully take it off the shelf again, place a destination code on it, then again log into logistics, then send it to the delivery dept. who carefully carry it to a waiting van who drives very steadily to the dealership, where the driver carefully carries it from his van and waits for half an hour while someone signs for it. The package then has to be logged into the dealerships parts list, then again carefully placed onto a shelf in the parts dept. Then when someone wants one it has to be found, usually a half hour job as the part is never where it should be, then an invoice for stock rotation has to be generated, before with a smile handing it over to the customer. Now all that for £46.00 a bargain if you ask me. |
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5th Oct 2014 3:12pm |
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gilarion Member Since: 05 Dec 2013 Location: Wales Posts: 5111 |
Flaming jumbled up letter codes that you have to type in on websites to prove you are human, I ask you! Just spent ten minutes trying to download a PDF file that I had to type in one of those dam codes, every time I unscrambled the letters it said not right please try again, and I swear that each new code was more illegible than the last…..
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13th Oct 2014 11:46am |
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munch90 Member Since: 26 Oct 2013 Location: guildford Posts: 3558 |
maybe you need to go to specsavers
no insult intended |
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13th Oct 2014 11:55am |
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gilarion Member Since: 05 Dec 2013 Location: Wales Posts: 5111 |
Probably, that or a course from Bletchley Park, the old Uk code breaking centre.
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13th Oct 2014 11:59am |
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