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Cheshire110



Member Since: 26 Jul 2013
Location: Cheshire/London
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grrrr.... but at least this story ends in me getting my own back!

Was down at the golf club the other day casually littering the surrounding fields with golf balls as i always do Laughing

anyway finished the round, came out to the carpark (its very small so there are lots of spaces on the grass, where i always park), said bye to my friend and he drove off, then noticed a jeep (horrible 5 door wrangler thing in black... Crying or Very sad ) parked a space over from me on the grass. Anyway as i was loading my clubs into the 110, the guy gets out (he'd obviously just parked up) and made some remark about whether or not i could drive across the grassy field! The cheek! Anyway i laughed it off...

So anyway, as he was unloading his clubs i drove off, and on the way out i decided to drive right over the top of a fairly hefty pile of gratuitously placed building sand/rubble type stuff. He stood and watched and i think i reinforced the LR brand's superiority.

The cheek though! And furthermore, what was someone as classless as to buy a jeep doing at a golf course? tut tut tut.. Cheers, David
Land Rovers of all shapes S3 onwards… Daily is a 110 V8.
Post #322831 10th Apr 2014 9:24am
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Laurie



Member Since: 22 Feb 2008
Location: Sussex, England
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England 2005 Defender 90 Td5 XS CSW Bonatti Grey
SailingTom wrote:
On a shout early this morning cycle round like usual as its quicker and hit a massive great pothole thats appeared in the middle of the road, not helped by them now turning the streetlights out to so my bike light didnt stand much chance picking it out! skinned my knee, cut the faces of both my hands along with other cuts and bruises, bent the front wheel snapped a pedal off along with ripping the grips and saddle. Cheers Essex county council! Its a normal road and know it well but wasnt expecting it as is a perfect square 20" across and about 4 or 5" deep. Would have been ok on my mountain bike but my tourer with skinny racing tyres didnt think so so now feeling very sorry for myself. Sad

Put in a claim for damages. You will win. (eventually) 
Post #322833 10th Apr 2014 9:45am
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bm52



Member Since: 04 Apr 2010
Location: Kent
Posts: 2189

United Kingdom 2014 Defender 110 Puma 2.2 XS CSW Havana
also report pothole on http://www.fixmystreet.com/ as evidence and they are also obliged to fix the hole promptly. BM52
Post #322940 10th Apr 2014 4:57pm
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ZeDefender



Member Since: 15 Sep 2011
Location: Munich
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Germany 2011 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 SW Baltic Blue
This "turning the lights off at night" thing is stupid and a problem for my old parents too. They live on an okay estate but it backs onto a worse area. Since the muppets at Suffolk Council have decided to turn off the lights at night they get more and more youths and other unwanted characters hanging around and making trouble in the early hours. Lighting is one of the best (and cheapest in the long run) forms of crime prevention Evil or Very Mad

I've since bought them security lights as an anniversary present Rolling Eyes Tell someone you love them today because life is short.
But shout it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing...
Post #322944 10th Apr 2014 5:15pm
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SailingTom



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Got it all reported after a nice chat with a sarcastic bloke wanting to know how far I flew, which at the time sadly wasn't appreciated Laughing I also told them if it wasnt sorted i'd concrete it in myself which he didnt like the sound of. I was pretty lucky really as still young enough to bounce and with a bit of luck managed to not hit my ugly mug, but could easily be very nasty for an elderly person (although i hope they wouldnt be riding about at 3 in the morning, but you see all sorts here!)

Yes the lights being turned off are a stupid idea, they should have all been changed to LED bulbs a couple of years ago then we wouldnt have this problem Defender puma dormobile camper
Post #323012 10th Apr 2014 9:18pm
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Cold_n_Wet



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why is it that young mums let there kids "test their voices" (scream) inside shopping centres, and with the accoustics, it is amplified, cant they "test there voices" (scream) outside.....


Hmmm GOM "Rafiki" 2007 110 STW - Rolling rebuild.
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JWL



Member Since: 26 Oct 2011
Location: Hereford
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England 2002 Defender 110 Td5 SW Coniston Green
Had an email off Rimmerbros regarding my poor quality UJ's, they're refunding the cost. It only took them two days to give me a response.
Post #323096 11th Apr 2014 2:45pm
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jimbob7



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/\/\/\I've yet to spend a penny with Rimmers,their attitude stank the first and last time I spoke to them, does make it easier to decide who gets yer money next time tho Very Happy . Pov.spec,ftw. 2006, 110,TD5.
Post #323113 11th Apr 2014 3:58pm
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bm52



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it's odd, I have always had a 1st class service from Rimmers BM52
Post #323139 11th Apr 2014 6:20pm
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ZeDefender



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Germany 2011 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 SW Baltic Blue
It's lack of consistency that lets businesses down. Whenever I go back to a "good" restaurant with friends it's nearly always crap Evil or Very Mad Tell someone you love them today because life is short.
But shout it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing...
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Laurie



Member Since: 22 Feb 2008
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England 2005 Defender 90 Td5 XS CSW Bonatti Grey
I've always had great service from Rimmer, even when it was a request for a non-standard exhaust. 
Post #323209 12th Apr 2014 12:22am
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ARC99



Member Since: 19 Feb 2013
Location: North Yorkshire
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United Kingdom 2008 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 USW Cairns Blue
BMW drivers.
Followed a new 14 plate X something playing mobile speed retardant driving at 20 mph in 30 zone, I know 30 is the max not the required speed, when for no reason the Censored stamped on the stop pedal, lots of tyre smoke. I swerve round it and carry on at 30 mph, 100 yards later its passing me pulls in and returns to 20mph, half mile latter approaching a roundabout with three lane ,left for turning left, middle for straight on, right for turning right, BMW in middle lane me in right lane, nothing coming and we move off, third of the way round I notice that this white thing is trying to drive into the side of me, another screech of brakes and makes sudden change in direction and goes straight on. I did notice the driver hand blonde hair so thought nothing of it until a hour ago when I had a knock on the door from the local constabulary, BMW driver claims I drove up the outside on a roundabout and pushed her across the road preventing her from turning right and wanting compensation for the additional fuel used. Rolling with laughter

I took the Female Officer who had arrived on foot, must have got lost somehow, to both scenes and showed her the tyre marks and the road marking, we had a laugh about colour of hair and type of vehicle, she intends visiting the other driver and warning them about driving standards . Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Don't make old people mad.
We don't like being old in the first place,
so it doesn't take much to Censored us off.

Richard
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blackwolf



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United Kingdom 2007 Defender 110 Puma 2.4 DCPU Stornoway Grey
I followed a BMW X-something for about 8 miles on the northbound M5 past Exeter this afternoon. It was being driven at a steady 50 mph in lane 2. There was light traffic, lorries every couple of hundred yards in lane 1, nothing in lane 3, but because I had a trailer I couldn't overtake the gormless (female) driver. Eventually, after several minutes of headlight flashing she woke up, accelerated to 70 and pulled into lane 1.

It's a while since I've been inconvenienced by this sort of mindless ignorant driving, and I had forgotten how frustrating it is.
Post #323355 12th Apr 2014 5:48pm
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shaggydog



Member Since: 12 Aug 2012
Location: Kent
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United Kingdom 1991 Defender 110 200 Tdi USW Arles Blue
Hired a new co2 bottle because I feel lots of welding coming up (see other posts Big Cry)

So got my small welder out again, moved half the workshop to get some space to do some quick welds to check all is working. Plumbed up the co2 hose held the regulator up to the bottle and Banging Head Banging Head Banging Head Banging Head Banging Head Banging Head Banging Head WRONG Censored FITTING!!!

So now need to get a bull nose connector sent special delivery before bank holiday. Give me strength.
Post #324004 15th Apr 2014 10:12pm
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grafty99



Member Since: 15 Aug 2012
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United Kingdom 2002 Defender 90 Td5 HT Caledonian Blue
At 22 I'm not sure I'm allowed to post in the grumpy old man thread, however this rant has been going round in my head so much I have started having arguments with myself about it.

I live in North Devon, plenty of lovely fast A and B roads. In the autumn, winter and early spring the are lovely and quiet and great fun to drive on. The majority of them are 60+ mph in a defender. In the tourist season these great roads become 30 mph or below roads, which in itself I don't really mind as my family's livelihood is dependant on tourists and so is our local economy. So I am patient and courteous.

But for Censored sake, why speed up to 50mph when you reach a 30 zone Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad

I have patiently followed you at a safe distance for 6 miles at 30 mph and below, knowing that at the other side of the village is a good overtaking opportunity, then when we enter the 30 zone you leave me standing. I patiently go through the village at 30, only to catch you up again a minute later going at a snails pace again?!?!? WHY????

Option 1) Follow at 50 through the village and risk getting caught by mr plod with his nasty radar gun/ Censored off locals
Option 2) Try and overtake before the village (less room/make self look like a cock)
Option 3) Become bald with pulling out of hair

Also there is a slim chance that if I selected option 2 the overtakee could be one of our customers.

Ps. Option 4 is take my motorbike, I hadn't really considered this option till now, however with the standards of some of the tourist driving I'd defiantly feel safer in the defender 2002 90 Td5 Station Wagon
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