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| K9F Member Since: 12 Nov 2009 Location: Bournemouth Posts: 9610   
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Got up this morning and it was a bit chilly down South so I decided to pop on one of my favourite Val Doonican jumpers only to find it had a 'pulled thread!'
 I thought it was a shame the 'thread was pulled' as life was getting light- hearted and interesting again! Life ended at that moment with AndrewS implying that Discocuzzy and myself were ''Southern Jessies!'
I would like to continue the debate and keep it humorous, tongue in cheek and with no malice if I am allowed hence this thread.... In response Andrew I would like to point out I am indeed a Southern Jessie and in the sunlight down here the sea glimmers a shade of 'bali blue!' Most beaches are blue flag (also Bali) and you can swim in it with want abandon with no risk of you bumping into what you flushed a few days previously! I also think the great North - South divide exists with an imaginary line between Watford and Gloucester! I cannot remember the last time I saw either a whippet or a flat cap! In further reflection I think Fekete may have had a flat cap folded in his truck at the weekend! As a Southerner we are taught that if you cross the imaginary North - South divide you may suffer from headaches and frequent nosebleeds from the Ancient Northern custom of beating the  out of each other on every street corner on the weekend! Women included! (I've watched Police Camera Action).
Fekete has invited me up but I'm too frightened to go! So does the divide actually exist?  If you go through life with your head in the sand....all people will see is an ar5e!!
Treat every day as if it is your last....one day you will be right!! Last edited by K9F on 3rd Sep 2010 3:38pm. Edited 1 time in total |
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3rd Sep 2010 11:41am |
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| Eduardo Member Since: 28 Aug 2008 Location: Región Metropolitana Posts: 2110  
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So, I'm Southener
In any case happen everywere... Cheers Eduardo MY 2007 110 SW PUMA 2.4: Big Fog of 64' MY 1994 Jayco 1207 Folding camper: "El Tremendo"  Click image to enlarge |
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3rd Sep 2010 12:31pm |
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| Glynparry25 Member Since: 16 Feb 2009 Location: Miserable Midlands Posts: 3015  
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Does it really matter where in England you are from... 'North'.... 'South'.... 'You can't polish a turd'.... At the end of the day you all wish you could be from God's country!!
Glyn  |
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3rd Sep 2010 12:39pm |
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| AndrewS Member Since: 10 Apr 2007 Location: Hereford Posts: 3708 
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Why do Northerners prefer mushy peas?
Because they can't keep the round ones on their knives. 130's have feeling's as well you know  |
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3rd Sep 2010 12:39pm |
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| MrFlips Member Since: 27 May 2009 Location: Cardiff Posts: 682 
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Excellent Glyn - nicely put
  Peter
2008 SWB Truck Cab 1952 80" Soft top |
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3rd Sep 2010 2:31pm |
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| K9F Member Since: 12 Nov 2009 Location: Bournemouth Posts: 9610
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Oh my God! Am I not living there already? If you go through life with your head in the sand....all people will see is an ar5e!!
Treat every day as if it is your last....one day you will be right!! |
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3rd Sep 2010 3:17pm |
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| harveyg77 Member Since: 09 Apr 2010 Location: Derby Posts: 309
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If you don't drink proper beer, if you don't like gravy on yer chips, if ya don't own a small racing style dog, if yer don't own a shed full of birds that
over everything and if yer speak wierd you're a southerner |
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3rd Sep 2010 3:18pm |
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| K9F Member Since: 12 Nov 2009 Location: Bournemouth Posts: 9610
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Well put Harvey!
Cider, mayonnaise on me chips, got a pond full o' fish and a snake that takes a dump once a week, got a pidgeon that I swear taunts me that I have not been able to maim with my catapult and a nextdoor cat that over all my prize posessions (well vehicles and garden) and I do spose have a little suvvern drawl....
Suvverner it is guvnor!  If you go through life with your head in the sand....all people will see is an ar5e!!
Treat every day as if it is your last....one day you will be right!! |
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3rd Sep 2010 3:36pm |
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| harveyg77 Member Since: 09 Apr 2010 Location: Derby Posts: 309
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It's so nice when you take the
out of yourself and others, for folk to laugh and join you.
I'm a pseudo northerner (some northeners reject Derby as a border region), married to a Southener and have worked everywhere from Thurso to Plymouth |
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3rd Sep 2010 3:41pm |
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| K9F Member Since: 12 Nov 2009 Location: Bournemouth Posts: 9610
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Never a truer word! Now where did I place my necklace of strung onions? Must go harvest some garlic! If you go through life with your head in the sand....all people will see is an ar5e!!
Treat every day as if it is your last....one day you will be right!! |
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3rd Sep 2010 3:49pm |
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| harveyg77 Member Since: 09 Apr 2010 Location: Derby Posts: 309
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Ere...
...it's just me ear! |
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3rd Sep 2010 3:52pm |
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| Lookers Park Royal Member Since: 19 Jun 2008 Location: London Posts: 338
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Watford is the dividing line?
That means I live up t'north and work dan saff! James  |
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3rd Sep 2010 6:50pm |
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| AndrewS Member Since: 10 Apr 2007 Location: Hereford Posts: 3708
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What's the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo?
A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe. 130's have feeling's as well you know |
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3rd Sep 2010 7:48pm |
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| discocuzzy Member Since: 16 Jul 2008 Location: surrey Posts: 1200 
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Glynne/Pete i love the welsh, but for some reason they dont like the english..AndrewS and Sonic..your both bloody borderline and even sound welsh, however ill give you the benefit of the doubt.
Can we talk about how the french formed a pact with the scots but didnt turn up when they decided to invade....fast forward 100 years and they still havent turned up to any major conflicts! At least the scots /english/welsh even though we all hate each other get stuck in when there is a conflict under the "great britain" flag..love em
Very pertinent K9 on the 70th aniversary of the battle of britain.....Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few....... I love this country...even Red dot would get a big kiss right now after 6 pints of stella You cannot teach stupid people to do clever things |
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3rd Sep 2010 8:21pm |
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