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| Farmerben Member Since: 16 Jan 2017 Location: Herefordshire Posts: 605   
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She has a big neon sign above the door proclaiming "LESBIAN WHAT CUTS HAIR" Not really. Polite conversation. Partner referred to as "she". https://instagram.com/bentheoandrews |
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14th Apr 2017 10:30am |
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| Happyoldgit Member Since: 14 Sep 2007 Location: Norfolk Posts: 3471 
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I hate once mildly humorous threads that get all uppity. Steve.
Owned numerous Land Rover vehicles of all shapes and sizes over the decades. Current Defender: A non tarts hand-bagged Puma 110 XS USW. [Insert something impressive here such as extensive list of previous Land Rovers or examples of your prestigeous and expensive items, trinkets, houses, bikes, vehicles etc] http://forums.lr4x4.com I used to be Miserable ...but now I'm ecstatic. |
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14th Apr 2017 8:57pm |
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| Rashers Member Since: 21 Jun 2015 Location: Norfolk Posts: 3484
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Nicely put, Happyoldgit
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14th Apr 2017 9:00pm |
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| lambert.the.farmer Member Since: 11 Apr 2012 Location: harrogate Posts: 2006  
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My cat just bit me. On the eyebrow. I was asleep. I am now awake and by extension grumpy. Rhubarb and custard let fly with their secret weapon.
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14th Apr 2017 10:22pm |
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| shaggydog Member Since: 12 Aug 2012 Location: Kent Posts: 3347 
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Sometimes I wake up grumpy.
Other times I let her lye in. Running Restoration Thread http://www.defender2.net/forum/post323197.html#323197 Self confessed mileage hunter  |
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14th Apr 2017 10:34pm |
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| Farmerben Member Since: 16 Jan 2017 Location: Herefordshire Posts: 605
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Sorry. That's my fault. I sometimes get my social justice warrior knickers in a twist and turn into a bit of a tw@t. Just ignore me. https://instagram.com/bentheoandrews
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15th Apr 2017 5:43am |
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............the icing on the cake was when you could buy cheaper gas from an elactricity suppliers and visa versa,the worlds not been the same since!| Muddybigdog Member Since: 11 Apr 2014 Location: Suffolk Posts: 1016 
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What is it with German car drivers, heading east on A14 yesterday, 3 times (1x BMW and 2 x Audi's) driving so close they could have obtained the rear door lock serial number? Two lanes of solid but moving traffic on outside lane having to do 55 mph (probably racing elephants) but these dickheads expect you to pullover to let them past with nowhere to go, WTF? Surely when you buy one of these vehicles you don't have have your frontal cortex removed? Jumped ship to reliability - Mitsubishi L200
Puma 90 XS - Sold D3 - 2.7 S x2 (both Sold) Freelander 2 HSE - Sold Freelander 1 - Sold Disco 2 - Sold |
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15th Apr 2017 7:29am |
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| Rashers Member Since: 21 Jun 2015 Location: Norfolk Posts: 3484
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I just wish someone would make BMW fit indicators to their cars as standard rather than fit as an optional extra. So many seem to leave the factory without the indicators fired.
In Norfolk we have a different indicator problem. Roundabouts. Right hand indicator flashing whilst exiting the roundabout; switching the left hand indicator on, the exit before you want to leave the roundabout; using the right hand indicator to go straight over the roundabout and the drivers who take the racing line across all lanes. This is fine at night when there is no one around, but 8.30 in the morning? |
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15th Apr 2017 7:52am |
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| Rallymental Member Since: 17 Aug 2015 Location: The Garden of England Posts: 468 
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The builders are not working next door today, wooooohooooo!!!!! The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again but expecting different results.
Solihull, 1948 - "If we paint the chassis, it will last for years" Solihull, 2015 - "If we paint the chassis............................. |
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15th Apr 2017 8:34am |
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| Rashers Member Since: 21 Jun 2015 Location: Norfolk Posts: 3484
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Rallymental, that's not very angry.......
But I and the present Mrs Rashers are happy for your day of peace and quiet. |
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15th Apr 2017 10:13am |
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| defender4 Member Since: 22 Jun 2011 Location: South East London Posts: 411 
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Speaking of indicators:
- yes, they are seldom used - yes, they are incorrectly used on roundabouts but why are they incorporated into the headlight/DRL aperture and therefore even when they are used are not visible against the bright light next to them - VW golfs spring to mind. A case of design over function.G |
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15th Apr 2017 10:21am |
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| Riverboy Member Since: 16 May 2016 Location: French sector, Earth Posts: 1288 
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You can see mine quite clearly when main beam is on.
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15th Apr 2017 10:54am |
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| Slideywindows Member Since: 09 Sep 2016 Location: North Essex Posts: 1283
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What does the future Mrs Rashers look like?  |
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15th Apr 2017 7:47pm |
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| Rashers Member Since: 21 Jun 2015 Location: Norfolk Posts: 3484
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I hope, Slideywindows, very much like the present one
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15th Apr 2017 8:12pm |
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