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custom90



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Rain! Evil or Very Mad Thud Banging Head Evil or Very Mad
Alright for the Duck's I suppose. Chillin In The BackwoodsπŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
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Post #239537 29th May 2013 6:58pm
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GUM97



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^^ Same here Steve. Although I prefer to be soaked by rain than by Diesel, as happened today Rolling Eyes An engine to TDi for!
"Land Rover- Proudly turning drivers into mechanics since 1948"
Post #239549 29th May 2013 7:46pm
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Bloody Nora - 2:47 pm and the post has just arrived Rolling Eyes Steve.
Owned numerous Land Rover vehicles of all shapes and sizes over the decades.
Current Defender: A non tarts hand-bagged Puma 110 XS USW.

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Post #239982 31st May 2013 1:48pm
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GUM97



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Couriers Banging Head Banging Head Banging Head

Interlink Express couldn't organise a Censored up in a brewery! Evil or Very Mad Parcel was supposed to be delivered on Friday, but didn't because they were "Unable to locate". More like driver couldn't be bothered on a Friday afternoon when it was so hot and sunny. Evil or Very Mad
They arranged for re-delivery this morning, and lo and behold, it didn't arrive. Gone onto the tracker and apparently it's been delivered, and signed for by someone I've never heard of. So basically, they haven't delivered it here.
I've now got to tell a customer that his truck is off the road until I can get the parts, and I haven't got a clue when that'll be. I hate couriers (on the whole). Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad An engine to TDi for!
"Land Rover- Proudly turning drivers into mechanics since 1948"
Post #240703 3rd Jun 2013 11:50am
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bm52



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Work IT Systems and the so called support team Banging Head Banging Head Banging Head Banging Head BM52
Post #240731 3rd Jun 2013 3:10pm
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ARC99



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I went with the other half to a local garden centre to buy a new base for our old mill stone water feature and plants this morning.
Found a suitable base for the water feature, plants for the garden and a pump, still needed hose to connect to pump to the mill stone. We had a look round but could not find any, wife goes off on her own, you know what it's like she'll find it on her own even though we have looked together and cannot find it, me I'm standing with a trolley load and a young male assistant in the centre Polo shirt comes walking towards me. "Do you sell the hose that will connect to this pump?"
"I don't know" was the reply and he walks off, not I'll find someone who may know or lets have a look, no just walks off. By the time the wife has come back I have ditched the trolley in full sun out of the way and we leave.

Now we are home I have had nothing ear ache and "Its all your fault we didn't get some plants"

MY fault, what did I do wrong? Shocked Don't make old people mad.
We don't like being old in the first place,
so it doesn't take much to Censored us off.

Richard
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leeds



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ARC99 wrote:


MY fault, what did I do wrong? Shocked



You are of the male gender, that is what you did wrong Razz



How come it is Defender drivers that are supposed to be well equipped?

Saturday a compressor to blow up Luton tires

Sunday jump leads to start a BMW!!


Brendan
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bm52



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BMX Bunny Hopping Pillock

going fast down a hill on the pavement bunny hopped in front of a car turning left into a side road, tried to hop again on to the pavement and got it all wrong and spilled himself and bike into the road in front of me.

Thankfully I had already backed off anticipating a problem, thank god I did because I stopped easily but the car coming the opposite direction nearly ran over the bike and had one hell of a shock.

I just hope it scared the sh!t out of the brainless numpty. BM52
Post #247488 28th Jun 2013 6:56pm
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custom90



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Ex GF's that I want to stay as a permanent ex and out of my life for good that randomly contact me after years! Evil or Very Mad Chillin In The BackwoodsπŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
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Post #247535 28th Jun 2013 10:58pm
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Caterham



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f'in postmen.

the jerk that comes round almost goes out of his way to walk over as much grass and gravel beds as practically possible !! Evil or Very Mad

I was a paper boy as a kid and wouldn't dream of walking over lawns etc. I wondering whats the best way to stop this - are there guidelines they should adhere to.

Twisted Evil I wondering what sort of risks assesment is in place for not sticking to walk ways....especially when the home owner has an OFF road vehicle Very Happy .......I can visualise an accident coming on.
Post #247560 29th Jun 2013 7:48am
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custom90



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Stick an electric fence around it. (With warning signs of course) if he gets a crack off it simply say "You should have looked at the sign" Whistle
Rolling with laughter Chillin In The BackwoodsπŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
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Post #247577 29th Jun 2013 9:16am
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Caterham



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now there's a plan Very Happy
would that be legal?
Post #247580 29th Jun 2013 9:24am
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LandRoverAnorak



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Or you could just ask him not to... Darren

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"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!" - Princess Leia
Post #247582 29th Jun 2013 9:31am
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custom90



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Plan A first do what LRA mentions. Failing that & he ignores you plan B put it up! And yes legal as far as I am aware provided you use warning signs** Chillin In The BackwoodsπŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
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Caterham



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when I eventually catch him I will.

I don't hold out much hope tho as he didn't bother when neighbour asked him not to walk over his newly seeded garden.
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