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| Chauch Member Since: 10 Dec 2011 Location: Bedfordshire Posts: 51   
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My wife worked with a real live Jaun King!
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24th Nov 2012 2:11pm |
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| GREENI Member Since: 22 Aug 2010 Location: staffs Posts: 10381
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Had another yesterday, Mr P P Waters
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29th Nov 2012 9:19pm |
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| excossack Member Since: 22 Feb 2012 Location: North West Posts: 5843 
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Went to Primary school with a Wayne Kerr (then he joined the army)
At work we have a Cecil Beavers, a Juggy,(first name), a Lovelady (surname) 1999 Defender TD5 110 Regards John M0VAZ Econet Station 48 no clock |
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29th Nov 2012 9:38pm |
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| yobbie Member Since: 15 Nov 2010 Location: Isle of Wight Posts: 712 
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The local motorcycle shop here Dave Death, use to be owned by Pat Death & his wife was a Nurse at the Hospital (Nurse Death)
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29th Nov 2012 9:50pm |
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| Rozzer Member Since: 22 Sep 2011 Location: Hertfordshire Posts: 43 
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My Dad was an English teacher in Nanjing. The school had a large number of students with the family name Pong. As there were issues for the foreign teachers getting confused with the Chinese names the students all took English first names or added English words to make new names. There was a Nice-Pong, Fragrant-Pong and Flower-Pong but my favorite was Turd-Pong.
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29th Nov 2012 10:48pm |
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| warren Member Since: 14 Oct 2009 Location: East Lancs. Posts: 903  
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Before I was stitched up and done out of my old job I used to support the IT equipment at GP surgeries across East Lancashire.... One of the most awkward ones to visit was Dr
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http://www.ilancashire.co.uk/profile/14503...C- /
See, genuine! |
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30th Nov 2012 12:36am |
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| Laurie Member Since: 22 Feb 2008 Location: Sussex, England Posts: 2897 
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I knew a blind man named Seymore.
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30th Nov 2012 12:58am |
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| JWL Member Since: 26 Oct 2011 Location: Hereford Posts: 3443 
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There's a mother of a lad in my boy's class called Emma Ness, brings a whole new meaning on shopping.......just popping into M&S
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30th Nov 2012 7:50am |
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| Glynparry25 Member Since: 16 Feb 2009 Location: Miserable Midlands Posts: 3015  
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Where to start......
Had an officer called Pratt..... He was a Captain, and just as I was posted he got promoted to Major... Major Pratt (I am not saying he was one. But.....). Worked with a guy called John Major (not the old PM) who was a Sergeant..... Sergeant Major Surnames also help with nick names..... Surname: Ball... Nickname: Ping-Pong Surname: Burns... Nickname: Carpet Glyn   |
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30th Nov 2012 8:26am |
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| ZeDefender Member Since: 15 Sep 2011 Location: Munich Posts: 4731  
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Going slightly
 many years ago, when I was a student, we got drunk a fair bit and some of us did things we would later regret
One of the girls was quite "robust" and, let's say, "hormonally challenged". After a particularly enjoyable evening, another student (whose name you will soon learn) made an error of judgement and this soon appeared high up the wall in one of the bogs: There was a young woman named Mary whose face was incredibly hairy although she was rough, she got off with Bruff and now the poor boy is a fairy It's a tribute to the poet that I still remember - although to be fair, I spent quite a lot of time staring at it 
*Edit* Actually, I seem to remember "rough" was spelled "ruff" just to really drive the message home  Tell someone you love them today because life is short.
But shout it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing... |
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30th Nov 2012 8:44am |
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