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Sta1ker



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ZeDefender wrote:
Bear in mind I went to an all boys school where girls could only join in the sixth form. We played mixed hockey and the girls were infinitely more violent than the boys, making the whole experience erotic beyond comprehension Shocked
I think I would be turned whatever direction I was originally facing Laughing

I'm not familiar with the 6th position......sadly schooled in California
Hence having to re-educate back in my homeland Clare
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Put it this way, being first introduced to girls (hockey-playing girls) in short skirts and knee-length socks at the tender age of 16 was almost more than I could take. Fortunately, being a "late developer" I met a gymnast Whistle and 26 years later we're still married Thumbs Up

I don't feel guilty about my "hockey urges" though - you should have heard what my wife said about the bare-chested guy from Fiji Shocked Tell someone you love them today because life is short.
But shout it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing...
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Back to business
and when Team GB finally marched in... the Queen was staring down, picking her nails Rolling Eyes
I got bored waiting too.

Has she had botox or something? Why can't she smile? Tell someone you love them today because life is short.
But shout it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing...
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Re: Back to business
ZeDefender wrote:
and when Team GB finally marched in... the Queen was staring down, picking her nails Rolling Eyes
I got bored waiting too.

Has she had botox or something? Why can't she smile?




Squid Launcher? ..is that the vid I'm thinking about from a few years back? 2005 TD5 90 Hard Top

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The one with the Freeze Ray... Wink
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ZeDefender



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Yup Thumbs Up
Gru is the ultimate grumpy old man Mr. Green

Embarrassingly, when I'm really excited, I also have a tendency to yell "It's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!" Embarassed Tell someone you love them today because life is short.
But shout it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing...
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ZeDefender wrote:
Put it this way, being first introduced to girls (hockey-playing girls) in short skirts and knee-length socks at the tender age of 16 was almost more than I could take. Fortunately, being a "late developer" I met a gymnast Whistle and 26 years later we're still married Thumbs Up

I don't feel guilty about my "hockey urges" though - you should have heard what my wife said about the bare-chested guy from Fiji Shocked



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Post #158457 28th Jul 2012 6:54am
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My...heart... Thud Tell someone you love them today because life is short.
But shout it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing...
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Jolly hockey sticks girls - let's thrash them!



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wslr



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Not sure the Argentine team can compete with the Dutch...



Not only a good team, but also good looking!

I have to support them as the missus is Dutch. Laughing
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That's not fair Crying or Very sad

Fortunately, another one of the after school activities was engine maintenance, so I got some relief polishing valve seats Shocked Tell someone you love them today because life is short.
But shout it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing...
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they don't do it for me....

beach volley ball Whistle

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Suddenly, I've found a reason to watch the Olymipcs Mr. Green Tell someone you love them today because life is short.
But shout it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing...
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My lovely neigbour who somehow thinks it acceptable to sign off sick from the NHS on full pay for the next 5 weeks because she can't get child care. To top it all then to go on holiday using the car provided by the NHS....
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Didn't you see the Olympic opening ceremony?
Apparently when there aren't enough nurses, an army of Mary Poppinses umbrella in to help out Rolling Eyes Tell someone you love them today because life is short.
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